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Is eating Crumpets a "Bit gay"

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  • Crumpets are a gift from the gods.

    Votes: 49 90.7%

  • Ben is right - You are bent eating crumpets.

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • I have never had crumpets in my life.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Cant type - Too busy eating crumpets.

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Total voters
    54
Time for another poll ?? ... lesbians or crumpets :rolleyes:

I am a lesbian (I love women :p :p ) but also like crumpets :)
 
Blimey, possibly the most one-sided Dave v. Ben polls ever. He's so wrong about crumpets... absolutely magic with tons of butter in those little holes and then some strawberry jam on top.

Prince George: I say, Blackadder, are you sure this is the PM? Seems like a bit of an oily tick, to me. When I was at school, we used to line up four or five of his sort, make them bend over, and use them as a toastrack.

Pitt the Younger: You don't surprise me, sir -- I know your sort. Once, it was I who stood in the big, cold schoolroom, a hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. Since that day, I have been busy, every hour God sends, working to become Prime Minister and fight sloth and privilege wherever I found it.

Edmund: I trust you weren't too busy to remove the crumpet...

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Lord Privy Toastrack! Pull up a muffin; sit yourself down.
 
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