Question If your decapitated body was discovered?

[Ron Manager]

A scar on my left hand where I once attempted to slice off my knuckle when working on the fish counter at Asda.

Also on both feet my big toe isn't actually the biggest. The toe next to.it is longer. That is actually a mutation I share with my Mum's side of the family - but unless we were all decapitated together it would narrow it down :D

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

my middle toe is actually the longest! Is that wrong?

but for me it would be the W's on each butt cheek. (think about it)

 

[osymandus]

What about the other 2 nipples..........

Scaramnager!!

Witch witch burn the witch !!
Actually i thought the 3rd one said made in Chelmsford

 

[AdamTheShrimper]

If your naked decapitated body was discovered with no details of who you are........how would you de identified??

Mine would be my 2 unusual tattoos on each arm and my scar from a badly burnt lower leg, anyone who knew me would identify me straight away.

MK.....you can not say your huge appendage!!!

;)

Did you watch crimewatch by any chance???

 

[please delete my account]

I would be able to be identified easily by the tattoo on my sex muscle: -

"In the event of decapitation, please inform Mr Charles or Mrs Elizabeth Fauntleroy on 01702 xxxxxx, between the hours of 10am - 5pm, Monday to Friday.
At other times, please contact Sebastian Fortesque or Marmaduke Carruthers on 01702 xxxxxx or e-mail sebfortesque@southendpoloclub.co.uk"

There is also a map showing the location of the Polo club.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I would be able to be identified easily by the tattoo on my sex muscle: -

"In the event of decapitation, please inform Mr Charles or Mrs Elizabeth Fauntleroy on 01702 xxxxxx, between the hours of 10am - 5pm, Monday to Friday.
At other times, please contact Sebastian Fortesque or Marmaduke Carruthers on 01702 xxxxxx or e-mail sebfortesque@southendpoloclub.co.uk"

There is also a map showing the location of the Polo club.

Only if the investigating officer looked like this...

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Did you watch crimewatch by any chance???

Yeah......you saw that as well?

that is what got me thinking about this thread

 

[pringlejon]

my homemade Mr Nipples t-shirt

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

The peel-off Leyton Orient transfer* coving my Southend tattoo.


*saying "Leyton Orient transfer" feels wrong without the word: "free".