Question If your decapitated body was discovered?

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

If your naked decapitated body was discovered with no details of who you are........how would you de identified??

Mine would be my 2 unusual tattoos on each arm and my scar from a badly burnt lower leg, anyone who knew me would identify me straight away.

MK.....you can not say your huge appendage!!!

;)

 

[The Big Shrimp]

A mole & my big scar on my leg & hip!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Well if the cap fits David... :whistling:

 

[Bluesmanager]

Fingerprints alone I'm afraid.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Fingerprints alone I'm afraid.

Ok smart arse.....your fingers have been chopped off!!

 

[Benfleet A1]

Tattoo's for me as well.

 

[Sean 2]

Er,my wedding ring?

15inch mr floppy?

Love and hate tattoo on knuckles? ;)

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

A mole & my big scar on my leg & hip!

A mole?????

Blimey, where do you keep that??

Is he dressed anything like this????

 

[TrueBlue]

mine would be a slice of rump steak I keep lodged in my groin for emergency's

 

[Yer Blues]

track marks.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Ok smart arse.....your fingers have been chopped off!!

A very, very, small burn that I pucked up from the stove on my left wrist, my scar from that jab you get in secondary school, and that's about it then.

 

[osymandus]

I regenerating head .

 

[MK Shrimper]

I just realised if you look under my left nipple it says;

If this human is found, please return to;

The Lizard People,
Lizard House,
Saffron Walden,
Essex.
Betelguese.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I just realised if you look under my left nipple it says;

If this human is found, please return to;

The Lizard People,
Lizard House,
Saffron Walden,
Essex.
Betelguese.

What about the other 2 nipples..........

Scaramnager!!

 

[Pubey]

my gunshot wounds

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

my gunshot wounds

You mean that you have a fanny that has lobbed a baby out of it?

 

[J]

My third leg.

 

[Blueshrimper]

What an upbeat thread...

 

[McNasty]

I once had a girl-friend who was very thin and had "In case of rape---this side up" tattooed on her chest. Very distinguishing marks.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I once had a girl-friend who was very thin and had "In case of rape---this side up" tattooed on her chest. Very distinguishing marks.

Ken,

You are definitely in a different place to me mate!!!