If you had to be quarantined with one Southend player past or present

[South Bank Hank]

Luke Hyam, gives him a proper reason to be missing games at least rather than "an imbalance in his hamstring"

Not for me. I've not invited a guy into my house and told him to "pull your ****ing shorts down!" yet and I don't intend to start now.

 

[GBJ]

Not for me. I've not invited a guy into my house and told him to "pull your ****ing shorts down!" yet and I don't intend to start now.

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[Cultist of Sooty]

Maybe I'm being over practical but I think Terrell Egbri because he won't take up much room.

Or perhaps Stephen Humphrys because he's already got used to wearing a mask.

Not for me. I've not invited a guy into my house and told him to "pull your ****ing shorts down!" yet and I don't intend to start now.

Next home game, buy me a couple of drinks, perhaps a little light supper, some dancing, who, who knows where it might lead?

 

[South Bank Hank]

Next home game, buy me a couple of drinks, perhaps a little light supper, some dancing, who, who knows where it might lead?

I'm self-isolating.

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[Cultist of Sooty]

I'm self-isolating.

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Good policy.

I've been socially distancing myself from people since I was about 5. After all these years it's good to see the rest of the world finally coming round to my point of view.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Rob Newman and get bang on the bottle.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Oh, erm...better not say anything!

 

[hockleyeast1964]

Tony Hadley. He might be able to make me a half decent golfer given 12 months!

 

[tallboyblue]

Maybe I'm being over practical but I think Terrell Egbri because he won't take up much room.

Or perhaps Stephen Humphrys because he's already got used to wearing a mask.


Next home game, buy me a couple of drinks, perhaps a little light supper, some dancing, who, who knows where it might lead?

I have got a good idea but I don’t want to go to that clinic.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Oooh lots of choices! I will go for either Mads Ibenfeldt or Bedsente Gomis

We are going quarantine here, not names you'd choose playing scrabble ?

 

[C C Csiders]

Duncan Jupp and he would have to tell me about that goal every hour on the hour.

 

[Benfleet Blue]

Would have to be 'B.B. The Legend Lives on'. So many fantastic stories. So knowledgeable. Could keep going for ever and never a dull moment

 

[The Big Dady]

Oliver Trigg the founder of Southend United and the Landlord of The Blue Boar pub.

Bet he would make a great drinking partner and it would all be free.

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[ItsMichaelBlack]

Past - Yemi Abiodun for the banter.
Present - None because none of them deserve to be in my company.