I think ive finally lost it!

[Interpol Shrimper]

Shall I tell you about when I was 21?

Oh go on then!

 

[C C Csiders]

Oh go on then!

When I was 21, it was a very good year! It was a very good year for city girls, who lived up the stairs, with all that perfume in their hair, and it came undone.

35 anyone?

 

[Cricko]

When I was 21, it was a very good year! It was a very good year for city girls, who lived up the stairs, with all that perfume in their hair, and it came undone.

35 anyone?

As you are on a roll.....go on..


( The things I do for the members of the Zone eh!) :whistling:

 

[C C Csiders]

As you are on a roll.....go on..


( The things I do for the members of the Zone eh!) :whistling:

When I was 35, I raped a man. I raped a man because he deserved it, after showing me his nob, the dirty ba*tard. When I was 35.

 

[HawkwellShrimper]

Anybody ever pulled somebody and thought straight away, Why the **** did I do that!?

I've sh'agged a few birds, and woke up thinking, 'Why the f'uck did I sh'ag that!?'!

 

[MK Shrimper]

When I was 35, I raped a man. I raped a man because he deserved it, after showing me his nob, the dirty ba*tard. When I was 35.

You never bought me flowers you bugger :(

 

[OldBlueLady]

Can I ask seeing as you are all mostly men on here.....when you are out on the beers looking for a bunk up at the end of the night, will any bird do for you or do you have to fancy her? Its just that I have heard so many "pull a pig" stories that it makes me wonder whether the whole rule of "any holes a goal" comes into it (excuse the pun). Personally there is no way I would even consider sleeping with someone minging even if I was completely trashed.

Have you noticed that they're all ignoring your question? I think it's been confessed to before on here that because blokes don't necessarily need the emotional thing that women generally do, it's not such a big issue for them so therefore anything is often better than nothing - if you get my drift!

Can't believe there's so many threads on here with such similar content today - I'm guessing there's a few out there reaching desperation levels so talking about it becomes cathartic! Please note that I am distancing myself completely from confessing to anything - a lady needs to retain her dignity you know!;)

 

[Mighty Shrimper]

a lady needs to retain her dignity you know!;)

Untill you give em one you mean?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Untill you give em one you mean?

I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[chaco27saf]

Can I ask seeing as you are all mostly men on here.....when you are out on the beers looking for a bunk up at the end of the night, will any bird do for you or do you have to fancy her? Its just that I have heard so many "pull a pig" stories that it makes me wonder whether the whole rule of "any holes a goal" comes into it (excuse the pun). Personally there is no way I would even consider sleeping with someone minging even if I was completely trashed.

A poster on here used to have a signature that said something along the lines of "God gave man a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to operate both at the same time." When alcohol is introduced, the brain is never going to be the beneficiary of any kind of intelligent thought, so our actions are usually dictated by our vital organ below the waist.

 

[Swiss Tony]

I've sh'agged a few birds, and woke up thinking, 'Why the f'uck did I sh'ag that!?'!

Any port in a storm old boy

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

i rutted a munter in the first year... and much like DtS, I spent the rest of uni having to avoid her. Only one of my mates knew, and he spent 3 years abusing this girl... saying how ugly she was. all my mates know her as "the beached whale"!

Do you miss her?

 

[Sean 2]

Can I ask seeing as you are all mostly men on here.....when you are out on the beers looking for a bunk up at the end of the night, will any bird do for you or do you have to fancy her? Its just that I have heard so many "pull a pig" stories that it makes me wonder whether the whole rule of "any holes a goal" comes into it (excuse the pun). Personally there is no way I would even consider sleeping with someone minging even if I was completely trashed.

Without going into detail, yes for sure i've slammed into some undesirables, those babes who don't fit the right shape/looks criteria. But often it was if the good laydee had a personality that attracted me in the first place. I can't stand giggly loud birds that can't hold a conversation for two minutes, so you know what they say about fat birds...they're the ones with personality!

All this was going on when i was 16-26, a time when many of us blokes despite the bravado are actually quite insecure and are busy finding our feet and sometimes we need a bird, yes any bird!!

Anyways, after sampling women of all sizes and personalities i did actually settle down with one that holds a conversation. I mean, i've got to be able to put up with her for the rest of my life:'(