I think ive finally lost it!

[Mighty Shrimper]

I went out last night and had afew drinks....

Anyway, Im dancing and this really good looking fit girl comes over, right in my face and wants it and what do I do? I turn around and get on some fat little minger!
Man am I regretting that! I cant even remember her name but gave her my number as I was out of it!

Anybody ever pulled somebody and thought straight away, Why the **** did I do that!?

 

[Mr. Benedict]

I went out last night and had afew drinks....

Anyway, Im dancing and this really good looking fit girl comes over, right in my face and wants it and what do I do? I turn around and get on some fat little minger!
Man am I regretting that! I cant even remember her name but gave her my number as I was out of it!

Anybody ever pulled somebody and thought straight away, Why the **** did I do that!?

Beer goggles seem to have decieved you, it would seem.... ;)

 

[C C Csiders]

I went out last night and had afew drinks....

Anyway, Im dancing and this really good looking fit girl comes over, right in my face and wants it and what do I do? I turn around and get on some fat little minger!
Man am I regretting that! I cant even remember her name but gave her my number as I was out of it!

Anybody ever pulled somebody and thought straight away, Why the **** did I do that!?

I would suggest that this is the point where you lost it. The rest just pales into insignificance after that bombshell. Next you'll be saying you were wearing a sequined shirt and tight lycra trousers and were pulling one of those dancers faces like you were a member of the aristocracy having a stroke.

 

[Mighty Shrimper]

I would suggest that this is the point where you lost it. The rest just pales into insignificance after that bombshell. Next you'll be saying you were wearing a sequined shirt and tight lycra trousers and were pulling one of those dancers faces like you were a member of the aristocracy having a stroke.

hahaha, gotta be done really to get closer to the action.

 

[DTS]

I was about 17 once and was in Corfu. Six of us out there and it was the first night...Got to about 3am and only me and my mate Sweaty left.

Sadly the lad with the kitty had gone and we didnt think to ask for it so we had about £5 left between us.

Anyway my mate and I were sat in this bar with our last bottle of beer when this group of three birds - All pigs come over and ask us if we wanted a game of pool. Being friendly lads we agree.

Half hour later and were set to go home as money is done but these birds are having none of it and they decide to buy us more drinks - And I reckon they must have done another 4/5 drinks each.

As the night draws to and end they invite us back to there place which in the middle of nowhere for a drink.

My mate Sweaty god bless him straight away says "No way" but I agreed - I just dont know why. My mated begged me not to as they were rough but I was smashed and it got the better of me.

The only plus's I can draw is that I cant recall anything that happened and I got the best of the three if that was possible. She must have been bad as she asked if my and my mate were playing "pull a pig".

Worst thing was this was the first night and Kavos aint (or wasnt then) a very big place so we had to avoid her for the rest of the week. Did well till the last night as all the lads were itching to see this munter....

She comes over to me on the last night and said "Hi". I totally blanked her as I was so horrified at the beast before me. All the other lads were asking my mate Sweaty if that was her. I feared the worst.

Lucky for me he is a top mate and said it wasnt even though he knew it was to spare my blushes.....

Still wonder how the hell I ever did it though.....Never been that smashed since..

 

[EastStandBlue]

Yesterday morning i woke up with a girl taller than me with a Jaw line slightly like mine...

 

[Mighty Shrimper]

Done well :clap:

 

[Pubey]

i rutted a munter in the first year... and much like DtS, I spent the rest of uni having to avoid her. Only one of my mates knew, and he spent 3 years abusing this girl... saying how ugly she was. all my mates know her as "the beached whale"!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

i rutted a munter in the first year... and much like DtS, I spent the rest of uni having to avoid her. Only one of my mates knew, and he spent 3 years abusing this girl... saying how ugly she was. all my mates know her as "the beached whale"!

Sounds a bit like me! Fat Sam from Peterborough. What a nightmare! Plus she then turned into a stalker and stopped me from creating a meaningful relationship with a girl in the year above who I was trying to impress!

 

[DTS]

Sounds a bit like me! Fat Sam from Peterborough. What a nightmare! Plus she then turned into a stalker and stopped me from creating a meaningful relationship with a girl in the year above who I was trying to impress!

Never going to be fun.

 

[C C Csiders]

I was about 17 once

Strange that. Most of us went from 16 to 18 skipping out that odd prime number age. I mean what is the point of being 17? 16 you can have sex, smoke, get married etc. 18 you can start drinking, gambling etc. 17? Drive a car - yawn. I suggest to all of you out there that are 16 and below - forget being 17.

 

[Southend_Lady]

Can I ask seeing as you are all mostly men on here.....when you are out on the beers looking for a bunk up at the end of the night, will any bird do for you or do you have to fancy her? Its just that I have heard so many "pull a pig" stories that it makes me wonder whether the whole rule of "any holes a goal" comes into it (excuse the pun). Personally there is no way I would even consider sleeping with someone minging even if I was completely trashed.

 

[DTS]

Strange that. Most of us went from 16 to 18 skipping out that odd prime number age. I mean what is the point of being 17? 16 you can have sex, smoke, get married etc. 18 you can start drinking, gambling etc. 17? Drive a car - yawn. I suggest to all of you out there that are 16 and below - forget being 17.

I first started working at 17 and that was a good feeling but do take your point.

 

[MissWestStand]

Strange that. Most of us went from 16 to 18 skipping out that odd prime number age. I mean what is the point of being 17? 16 you can have sex, smoke, get married etc. 18 you can start drinking, gambling etc. 17? Drive a car - yawn. I suggest to all of you out there that are 16 and below - forget being 17.

You haev to be 18 to learn to drive now

 

[HUTTON]

You haev to be 18 to learn to drive now

No you don't its still 17

 

[DTS]

You haev to be 18 to learn to drive now

That was just your instructor saying that I am affraid.

 

[Firestorm]

First Motorbike at 17, A levels, University applications . A fair bit happened when i was 17 (and the motorbike laws were considerably laxer than they are now)

 

[C C Csiders]

First Motorbike at 17, A levels, University applications . A fair bit happened when i was 17 (and the motorbike laws were considerably laxer than they are now)

When I was 17 it was a very good year. It was a very good year for small town girls, and soft summer nights, we'd hide from the lights, on the village green.

Shall I tell you about when I was 21?

 

[Firestorm]

I am afraid I had to google that....Not into Frank much

Mine would me a bit more like

Well I find myself in reverie
'Bout what we might have had
And what might have been
We had something going once
That was such a long, long time ago

That was the year when I was 17 (well the first half of the year anyway)

 

[Firestorm]

This one relates to the year when Cricko and Canvey were 17

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.