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[toellandback]

In all seriousness mate, why are you paranoid?

If it is about what she is thinking, forget it. You may be young but you need to know you will never understand what women are thinking. At your age its hard but you are showing by thinking like this that your a thoughtful lad who will make someone very happy, perhaps its not her though. There will be plenty of other girls out there mate

(Unless you look like a troll that is. MK shrimper does have a lady friend though so don't give up even if you do ;))

 

[Shrimper]

that day is tommorow, wish me luck.

 

[toellandback]

that day is tommorow, wish me luck.

What you going to do?

 

[Shrimper]

just give her a card, the norm and tell her i love her.

 

[canveyshrimper]

What you going to do?

Take her up the Oxo Tower. :unsure:

 

[Shrimper]

nah, i can't get to leeds in a day. (anyone who get's it deserves a cookie)

 

[toellandback]

just give her a card, the norm and tell her i love her.

Thats the norm :unsure:

Too much talking to Ricey, so has anything changed since you last brought this up

 

[Shrimper]

well we talk a bit more, thinks she started feeling more for me.

 

[Firestorm]

thinks she started feeling more of me.

Your're getting there

 

[Gremlin]

Thats the norm :unsure:

No, "Norm" is his pet name for his tinkle.

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

just give her a card, the norm and tell her i love her.

So you really want her to think you're obsessed? Do the bit in bold, before you've even been out with her (and bearing in mind she turned you down), and you'll genuinely scare her.

 

[please delete my account]

wish me luck.

Before you get carried away, have a look at this girl's mum.
Does she have huge cankles? Is there excessive droopage?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, you should definitely bear this in mind. You don't want to get tied down to a bird that's going to turn into a chunky dollop in about 6 months.

Of course, if her mum's a bit of a looker and things don't work out between you and this bint (you discover she has crabs or something), you should try and get in there. Older, more experienced women can be alright, especially if they have false teeth. .

Regards

 

[Napster]

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[toellandback]

Is anyone else excited about what she said?



No....

No-one :unsure: :unsure:

 

[Shrimper]

Ryto, went okay i suppose. I gave her the card and present and everyone was like"awww". Stupid Hormonal teenagers. She was talking to some people and she's talking to me now and says she wish i didn't leave the room everytime i entered, even though i haven't but i'll just say yes. Not sure what any of this means but i have gathered she wants to talk to me.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Jeez, just ask her out on a date. Life is too short mate, and one day you'll be 37. If she says no, suck it up and move on.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Jeez, just ask her out on a date. Life is too short mate, and one day you'll be 37. If she says no, suck it up and move on.

:stunned: is that appropriate?

 

[Shrimper]

Well, she has just turned 16 ;)

She ended talking by saying she'll talk to me on Monday. :)

 

[Benji91]

Ryto, went okay i suppose. I gave her the card and present and everyone was like"awww". Stupid Hormonal teenagers. She was talking to some people and she's talking to me now and says she wish i didn't leave the room everytime i entered, even though i haven't but i'll just say yes. Not sure what any of this means but i have gathered she wants to talk to me.

You and me both pal.

You leave the room everytime you enter the room but you don't ever leave the room. Have you found some kind of blackhole in this room.

 

[Shrimper]