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Just been talking in the office and trying to put a name to a freak.

Basically as a kid I remember this really weird looking kid who was about 14 years old and used to appear on programmes like antigues road show etc as a Teddy Bear expert.

This kid was a freak - White culry hair, dressed up like your Grandad etc etc. He ran his own Teddy Bear business or something.

I swear we have just had him come on the office but cant for the life of me recall him. Can anyone help even remember him let alone recall his name?

Cheers
DtS
 
Thats the kid who had a sex change isn't it? he was some prodigy antiques expert as a kid?
He/She lives in Cardiff now and regularly gets beat up by the locals....
 
Dave the Shrimper said:
Just been talking in the office and trying to put a name to a freak.

Basically as a kid I remember this really weird looking kid who was about 14 years old and used to appear on programmes like antigues road show etc as a Teddy Bear expert.

This kid was a freak - White culry hair, dressed up like your Grandad etc etc. He ran his own Teddy Bear business or something.

I swear we have just had him come on the office but cant for the life of me recall him. Can anyone help even remember him let alone recall his name?

Cheers
DtS
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I remember him DtS, and I hope it wasn't him who has just come into your office, because I was hoping he was dead.

I remeber him on the Wogan show wearing a bow tie and a tank top and talking in an excrutiatingly posh accent about teddy bears.

As for his name?
 
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Gotta be a DTS poll hasn't it?
 
Dave the Shrimper said:
I have got to say it has been my long standing ambition to beat him/her/it up too so credit to the 17 year old that did it.

:flamer:
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I've got no problem with the sex change she had (although, clearly I wouldnt go there with someone elses)... but James Harries definately had a slap of some kind coming for a long time after those bowel wrenching tv appearances!

Snotty little git!

:thump:
 
There was a show about the family on Channel 4 a while back. They're all quite mad. The Mum and Dad claim to be university professors, but they got their 'degrees' from a college that is based in their own house.
 
Uxbridge Shrimper said:
The Mum and Dad claim to be university professors, but they got their 'degrees' from a college that is based in their own house.
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Can you do that then?! I wish someone had told me before I spent 4 years doing it the hard way!!

The University of Spiff is open for business :cool:

If anyone wants a degree or postgrad certificate, just tell me what you want it in and fanny's your aunt, its yours.

:minger:
 
You're all heartless! I feel sorry for...erm...it. Being thrust into the limelight as a child can't have been helpful, so it's hardly surprising that it's all gone wrong for...erm...it.

And, no, I wouldn't. God, no.
 
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