Grand Final: Life of Brian v Airplane!

[MK Shrimper]

Apologies for not doing this sooner, I actually had some real work to do!

So we have Yorkshire Blues' Life of Brian v Napster's Airplane! Two classics of the genre, but there can only be one!

 

[Ulysses]

Airplane for me. Life of Brian is only decent for the first 30mins the rest is rubbish!

Under Over Done!

 

[Pubey]

Airplane, all killer no filler

 

[Mad Cyril]

Do you like to hang around gymnasiums?

 

[Mr Gilbo]

Airplane for me too. Wish I had it on DVD :(

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Ooh - I think I'm going to need a selection of "best lines" from each film's sponsor before making up my mind...

 

[Napster]

Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now

Let's get clearance, Clarence

Heck, even the airline pilots still use quotes from the film

http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/general_aviation/read.main/4503943/

 

[osymandus]

Wise Man #1: Ahem!
Brian's mother: Oh!
[falls over in chair]
Brian's mother: Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.


Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?

Crowd scene outside Brians home

Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Don't mind who wins as these are two of my favourite films.

I'm not going to tell you who to vote for because you don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody. You are all individuals. And as this is a battle of the comedies (despite some of the entries not being funny), surely you can not be serious. And don't call me Shirley.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Stwike him Centuwion, vewy woughly!

 

[Napster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15XlSbGzGTk

 

[Napster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2GUejCSlc&feature=related

 

[Napster]

[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

 

[Napster]

oger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

 

[Napster]

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[Napster]

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Always been my favourite line - deadpan genius from Nielsen.

 

[Napster]

I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

 

[Napster]

Air Israel, please clear the runway!