Gary Glitter jokes - do not read if easily offended

[Hotman]

whats the difference between gary glitter and frankie dettori

frankie dettori is allowed to ride four year olds

 

[Hotman]

whats the difference between the mccanns and gary glitter?

Gary glitter comes back from holiday with more kids than he left with

 

[Hotman]

whats got 500 legs and no pubes?

Gary Glitters conquest list

 

[Hotman]

Gary Glitter has been appointed as England Manager.

His first decision was to put Seaman in the youth team

 

[The Big Shrimp]

funny aint you"""""

You must be on a wind up & not for real. I could quite easily bite, if I thought you were 100% serious, but I think you are just trying to be an unfunny t wat!

 

[PrawNZ]

or had a bad childhood himself?!

 

[Uncle Leo]

I've heard that Gary Glitter is going to do a cover version of an Elton John song.

"Don't let your son go down on me"

 

[The Big Shrimp]

or had a bad childhood himself?!

Probably. He was turned down by a 12 year old!

As the saying goes, All that Glitters isn't old!! :whistling:

 

[sufc_tom]

Michael Jackson phones up Gary Glitter and asks "Any chance of swapping two 5's for a 10?"

 

[Wakering ShrimperMan]

Whats 12 Inches long,Silver and probably the worst thing you find at the bottom of your
daughters bed ?


Gary Glitters boots..............

 

[Wakering ShrimperMan]

Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and a Greyhound ?

A Greyhound waits for the Hare to appear.........

 

[Wakering ShrimperMan]

NEWSFLASH
Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping in the sea.

However Coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small buoy !!!!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

In all seriousness, there needs to be some sensible debate about the age of consent for girls. Personally, I think that girls should be allowed to have sex when they leave school. Which these days, is about half past three.