Gary Glitter jokes - do not read if easily offended

[canveyshrimper]

I've just heard that Gary Glitter has been arrested for having Class A drugs in his lounge room, Class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.:)

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Posh spice has been boasting how she had been shagging Gary Glitter while she was in L.A. Glitter is disputing this however, stating that he was in Brooklyn at the time!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I've just heard that Gary Glitter has been arrested for having Class A drugs in his lounge room, Class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.:)

Oh Come On!

Come On!

Come On! Come On!

Come On! Come On!

Come On! Come On!

Who wants to be in Gary's gang? Pete Townsend is reportedly interested. Purely from a research point of view.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

This is really unfair to put these jokes on here. The poor bloke has had to enter the Betty Ford Clinic to deal with his 12 year old crack habit!!

:whistling:

 

[Ricey]

I've just heard that Gary Glitter has been arrested for having Class A drugs in his lounge room, Class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.:)

Isn't that a classic Micahel Jackson joke but with Gary Glitter's name put instead of Jacko's?

 

[The Hall Has Eyes]

Gary Glitter was today caught buying 100 bottles of whisky. He was told it was cheeky 12 year old

 

[canveyshrimper]

Isn't that a classic Micahel Jackson joke but with Gary Glitter's name put instead of Jacko's?

Probably but as recycling is a current buzz word, why not.:whistling:

 

[Up the Shrimpers]

Don't hear much Gary Glitter songs these days do you. But I'm sure I heard the old 'Come on Come on' song being played at the Olympics Beach Volleyball (they play small snippets of music in between points).

Also there are still a few old Christmas compliation CD's with Rock n' Roll Christmas by Gary Glitter. You can sometimes hear it being played in shops at Christmas have a listen I'm sure a few shops will have all the Christmas stuff out very soon.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

IMO.......

Take a really blunt knife and slash the ****ing pedo until he is within inches of his life, then ask him how his victims must have felt.

 

[shrimpfan]

Good jokes unless your child or grand child done by a pedo not so @ucking funny then is it tozzers

 

[shrimpfan]

People moan about my english on my posts and you @unts put posts on about ----kids----on this site u sad @uckers

 

[shrimpfan]

i've just heard that gary glitter has been arrested for having class a drugs in his lounge room, class b drugs in his kitchen and class 5c in his bedroom.:)

lets hope its not your child!!!

 

[shrimpfan]

posh spice has been boasting how she had been shagging gary glitter while she was in l.a. Glitter is disputing this however, stating that he was in brooklyn at the time!

your kiddie maybe!!!!

 

[shrimpfan]

This is really unfair to put these jokes on here. The poor bloke has had to enter the Betty Ford Clinic to deal with his 12 year old crack habit!!

:whistling:

funny aint you"""""

 

[shrimpfan]

Gary Glitter was today caught buying 100 bottles of whisky. He was told it was cheeky 12 year old

not even funny idiot!!!!!!!

 

[seany t]

Someones going to regret their participation in this thread tomorrow...

 

[shrimpfan]

Someones going to regret their participation in this thread tomorrow...

not me no regret.what will be will be.no sex jokes about kids!!!!!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Aimed at Gary Glitter shrimpfan..If you don't like it, don't read it surely!! You could have guessed from the title what was gonna be posted, or at least the 1st post. I think paedophiles should be strung up for what they do, Gary Glitter included. We are mocking him, not any children that may or may not be involved.... It's not aimed at you is it!!

 

[Hotman]

whats the difference between spots and gary glitter?

spots dont come on your face till your 13

 

[Hotman]

what have glitter and kodak films got in common
both come in small yellow boxes