Funniest moment of the season!

[Rayleigh boy]

Fergusons "smile" as he went through the motions afterwards -

 

[DTS]

My favourite moment was during Leicester at home. Their ****er of a left back Rogers had spent his whole game diving,moaning and cheating and really ****ed us off in the South Upper being generally mouthy.

Last min in a desperate attempt to kill some time he goes down injured and makes a real meal of it. They put him on a stretcher and start bringing him round from the West via the South to the East.

Just as they started moving him Macca scored and we snatched a point. At this point Rogers was at the South/West corner and had to run a gauntlet of abuse, ****** signs etc etc from three stands.

Loved it. :hilarious: :finger:

 

[ashingdon-shrimper]

darryl flahaven against QPR! QPR shot in from of the south stand, it fell on top of the roof of the net bounced down and hit him on the head! he rolled over twice holding hes head!

Or at layer road, someone through a mars bar at dean gerken! and then someone hit a steward with a lighter on the head!

both priceless!!

anyopne remember?

 

[eastwood shrimper]

i thought JCR was funny against QPR when he grabbed Gareth Ainsworth by the throat after he was standing over lee bradury having a go at him

 

[Southendsleeper]

the Barnsley FA Cup tie in the rain, although I wasn't laughing when the ball stopped on their goal line and when they scored their *ahem* goal but some of the sliding tackles were brilliant!

Beat me to it

My favourite game of the season, I dont think it ever let up, and rained even harder in the second half

The ball stopping dead when the players let it run out, then a mad scramble to stop it

Nobody being able to kick it more than a couple of feet at a time (except for Clarky who kept steaming in and wellying it upfield).

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I was in the West Stand for the Coventry game when a boy with a quite remarkable shock of blond hair trotted alongside the pitch. Up went the bizarre but truly amusing chant:

"There's only one Boris Johnson, one Boris Johhhnnnson,
There's only one Boris Johnson!"

Cue a great deal of mirth in the West...

:D

 

[stickyboy]

Some of the chants are Preston to Ricketts were good:

"Your even fatter than your wallet"

Plus to the PNE fans:

"Were **** and we are beating you"

What was also funny there was everyone abusing their other sub thinking it was Ricketts only for the real Ricketts to then join much to his amusement

 

[hawkwell_shrimp]

IMO one of the funniest moments of the season was when we played COL U and the steward was asked to remove something from the pitch and he fell over **** over tit, and the best thing was he bowled it of asif nothing happend!!!!!!!!!

Classic

 

[RobM]

The comment in the coach at Spurs (it was after midnight) and we were still parked outside the ground -

"Any chance of a Red Cross food parcel?"

 

[JoshC]

IMO one of the funniest moments of the season was when we played COL U and the steward was asked to remove something from the pitch and he fell over **** over tit, and the best thing was he bowled it of asif nothing happend!!!!!!!!!

Classic

that and darryl's acting were hilarious how about the confetti too. Also the bloke 3 rows infront of me who continuosly calls every player thats near the balls name out eg go on jcr ..pass... go on lewis...tackle... get in there spinner. i did the same thing when he got really annoying and got a few disaproving glances

 

[Uncle Leo]

I was in the West Stand for the Coventry game when a boy with a quite remarkable shock of blond hair trotted alongside the pitch. Up went the bizarre but truly amusing chant:

"There's only one Boris Johnson, one Boris Johhhnnnson,
There's only one Boris Johnson!"

Cue a great deal of mirth in the West...

:D

:D beat me to it!

 

[Lowestoft Shrimper]

Dave the Shrimpers face when he got pulled out by the old bill at Norwich after making hand gestures to the home fans!:)

 

[hawkwell_shrimp]

This was the most funniest thing i have seen at roots hall ever. It was after the Sheff Wed game and, i had left me programme in the east so i went back for it and on the pitch was about 50 stewards in a circle while 2 of the stewards were having the most shocking fight ever, it was a disgrace to think that one of the stewards was a hooligian steward, my nan can place a punch better than him. And also at the time, the sheff wed players were warming down and Deon Burton and this other Sheff Wed player were on the floor laughing and then Deon Burton just shouted out EASY EASY EASY!!!!!!!

Was a classic!!!!!

 

[DTS]

Dave the Shrimpers face when he got pulled out by the old bill at Norwich after making hand gestures to the home fans!:)

I think that was a travesty......I cannot beleive he did that....My only consolation was that I gave him a verbal volley as we left the ground as I am hard like that. :finger: :hilarious:

 

[southend_shrimp]

This was the most funniest thing i have seen at roots hall ever. It was after the Sheff Wed game and, i had left me programme in the east so i went back for it and on the pitch was about 50 stewards in a circle while 2 of the stewards were having the most shocking fight ever, it was a disgrace to think that one of the stewards was a hooligian steward, my nan can place a punch better than him. And also at the time, the sheff wed players were warming down and Deon Burton and this other Sheff Wed player were on the floor laughing and then Deon Burton just shouted out EASY EASY EASY!!!!!!!

Was a classic!!!!!

That was quality !!!! Ill never forget that christ they could not fight, ive seen more of a fight put up from a person trying to get out of a wet paper bag! Also it was one of the stewards first and final day lol !!!

 

[hawkwell_shrimp]

yeah that was quialty soo funny, got to be the best moment i have had at roots hall bar the time i saw one of are sercuirty gards fight the shrewsbury coach driver on the coach.

 

[sufcintheprem]

The man on the wall at Stoke

 

[Hazey]

That was great, the stewards must have spent an hour trying to coax him down

 

[stickyboy]

The man on the wall at Stoke

Wasnt that where it was only £5 to get in anyway - times must be hard!

 

[sufcintheprem]

Five pounds....and you still don't pay!

He almost certainly didn't hear but it didn't matter!