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Funniest moment of the season!

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Simple really, What for you has been the funniest moment of the season? This can be personal in terms "the guy next next to me blah de blah" or team related for example "When player X got..." Anyway i hope you catch my drift. I don't have one i can think of at the moment to get ball the ball rolling so to speak and therefore am after some suggestions.
 
SUFC v So'ton at RH when a So'ton player's cross come shot hit the bar and a man from the south upper shouted, "you didn't mean that" and the Soton player turned round and laughed.
 
when some 8-9 yo kid looked straight into the eyes of a leeds player (i think) as the kid threw him the ball for a throw on... and called him a "****!"

absolutely priceless and made me proud to be associated with such loveable children in this great town!
 
when some 8-9 yo kid looked straight into the eyes of a leeds player (i think) as the kid threw him the ball for a throw on... and called him a "****!"

absolutely priceless and made me proud to be associated with such loveable children in this great town!

Oh no it was even better than that as it was to the Col U left-back Chris Barker - the kid was shouting out "Barker, Barker" as if to just call his name and when Barker turned round he said "you're a C U N T!!!" I was in the row behind and pi$$ed myself!! Barker also found it funny....the kid couldn't have been any more than 8 years old :hilarious:
 
Not sure which team we were playing, but we were at home and their team were diving around on the floor faking injuries every 5mins. One player dived and won them a free kick in the first half, which wasnt and then they scored from it. But in the 2nd half, he went down with 5mins to go and he actually was injured this time and was being carried round the south stand when we scored and i just saw every southend fan screaming and shouting in his face as he was being carried around the game! Gutted mate!
 
Not sure which team we were playing, but we were at home and their team were diving around on the floor faking injuries every 5mins. One player dived and won them a free kick in the first half, which wasnt and then they scored from it. But in the 2nd half, he went down with 5mins to go and he actually was injured this time and was being carried round the south stand when we scored and i just saw every southend fan screaming and shouting in his face as he was being carried around the game! Gutted mate!


That was Leicester.
 
Oh no it was even better than that as it was to the Col U left-back Chris Barker - the kid was shouting out "Barker, Barker" as if to just call his name and when Barker turned round he said "you're a C U N T!!!" I was in the row behind and pi$$ed myself!! Barker also found it funny....the kid couldn't have been any more than 8 years old :hilarious:


yeah yeah yeah that was it....! i was sitting a couple of seats next to him. priceless!
 
" Are you watching chav b*stards " being sung by the burburry wearing Cardiff fans at roots hall.

Oh and the scum fans signing "the wheels on Freddys house" did make me chuckle I'm afraid:D
 
the Barnsley FA Cup tie in the rain, although I wasn't laughing when the ball stopped on their goal line and when they scored their *ahem* goal but some of the sliding tackles were brilliant!

There's a guy in the West Stand whose line is "close him down" and that's all his says, the guy sitting behind me quipped "does he work for the Inland Revenue or something?" That got plenty of laughs.
 
Some of the chants are Preston to Ricketts were good:

"Your even fatter than your wallet"

Plus to the PNE fans:

"Were **** and we are beating you"
 

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