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Funniest internet thread ever

Seen - a murder mystery whodunnit, spoiled when the would be serial killer is witnessed carrying out his first murder by Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman.
 
Drastic™;1394309 said:
Aw's

Disney's latest about a cute & cuddly shark persecuted just because he's a shark.

...who meets a young lad who rescues him from the other nasty sharks and then saves the poor boy from the school bullies but then gets caught by the evil SeaLife Centre as the star attraction for East Londoners on their annual pilgramage to the seaside. The boy launches an implausible but successful rescue mission to release him back into the sea and the final scene will see the shark fight back against the bully sharks before sadly waving a dorsal fin at the boy before disappearing off towards the mouth of the estuary.

You heard it here first.
 
Once Upon a Time in the Wet - former good time girl moves to Scotland to start a new life

The Goo, The Bad and the Ugly - Lee Van Cleef, Uli Wallach and a giant amoeba on the trail of buried riches

The Vkings - Rape, pillage and drunken debauchery marked with an annual festival.
 
Tue Grit - another John Wayne classic in which there was a delay in proceedings after heavy snow on Monday
 
The Avenger

The world is placed into imminent peril. Nick Fury looks to assemble The Avengers, however only Captain America turns up, and so they're ****ed.
 
Captain America: The Fist Avenger

When Stanley Tucci's hand is shot off by the Red Skull, Captain America is out for blood.

Ron Man

Rom Martin, Chairman of Southend United FC, is fed up of lacklustre performances from his managers, so, after a bit too long a night on Football Manager, decides to manage the team himself...

Hor

In a freak accident, the God of Thunder is stripped of his former power and must now learn how to be the God of Whores.
 

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