Friday Sexual Harrassment Thread

[MK Shrimper]

Now I work in an open plan office with a collection of fat old men behind me. Usually they're quiet and mumble between themselves about train spotting and Last of the Summer Wine. Wethers Originals. The Blitz. Now every friday this middle aged woman turns up and the conversation turns to pure filth....she even hints that she's a lezza on the quiet. Trust me, she's no Raquel Welch....

Now I'm a liberal man as you can all imagine, but this talk makes me feel absolutely disgusted.

Now should I take this to the managers and claim sexual harrassment or should I just let the old folks enjoy their pervy talk as, lets face it, they don't get much.

Thoughts?

 

[osymandus]

Heck what happened to your liberal mind , tis fine .
What are you surpressing sir . You wish to get it on with this middle age lady and your sensabilities are disturbed . YOur lokking for an older lady hmm?? :finger: :finger: :finger:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Any port in a storm Ozy.....

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Sort em out MK, dont let them harrass you in that way....:eek:

And one other idea is, when they say its dress down day on Friday dont go as a chick.....:rolleyes:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Sort em out MK, dont let them harrass you in that way....:eek:

And one other idea is, when they say its dress down day on Friday dont go as a chick.....:rolleyes:

I want to be called Loretta.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Leave them to it MK. They probably need their dose of filthy chat for the week! :p

 

[BrettieAngell]

I voted for the third option cos its funny!

 

[TrueBlue]

lefty ****er mug!

 

[cockles is back]

aahh a little game, ooh you've got me hook line and sinker havent you

ouch!!!!!

how do you know I swear at you daily if you block my posts? hmmmmmmm

oooh anyway nearly forgot

'FELTCHER'

there, that better have I risen to your challenge?

would have thought it would do you good trying to get abit yourself,instead of reporting it, you never know she might be a trans sexual???

 

[MK Shrimper]

I voted for the third option cos its funny!

So did I.... It's like a pre-emptive strike. :hilarious:

 

[DTS]

Cant stand people that run to the boss every few mins. Personally I think you should let them have there 5 mins of fun.

 

[osymandus]

I want to be called Loretta.

Ah yes i always knew you were a Lesbian trapped in a mans body

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ah yes i always knew you were a Lesbian trapped in a mans body

I want to have babies.

(leaves it open for the next line....)

 

[osymandus]

I want to have babies.

(leaves it open for the next line....)

Where they going to gastate !

 

[MK Shrimper]

Where they going to gastate !

in a box!

10 MK points to Ozy.

 

[Winkle]

Thats not perving, a few years ago I worked with a bunch of lads who just did not know the meaning of the word "tact" We used to get this saucy minx of a journalist visit our department maybe two or three times a day, a real looker. Well we all tried to give it the large when she was around but she new she was preety and was just a bit of a tease. I walked in one day and there she was talking to my mate lee, who beleive me could embarass even me (and that takes alot) and he was standing behind a high counter with one arm by his side chatting away and she was standing opposite him. I went round the side to pick up some work and the dirty little s**t has his fella in his hand giving himself a w@nk........... what could I do, I just picked the paper work and walked off. He never batted an eyelid and just laughed when he came up to me later. He set light to me, stuck a kipper in my office near the rad, s**t in my managers lunch box and you never ever made a cup of tea from the kettle when he was on shift. Truly happy days!

 

[osymandus]

in a box!

10 MK points to Ozy.

Thank you

Albatross , Otters noses.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Thank you

Albatross , Otters noses.

Splitter....

 

[fredheim_holm]

I would just go over and tell them to kindly button it, or you'll come to their gardens at midnight and steal their garden knomes. It's not really sexual harrasment as such in my opinion, but it's pretty disgusting. You get these kind of people in the world, I'm learning to ignore them :rolleyes:

 

[londonblue]

I want to have babies.

(leaves it open for the next line....)

REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA: [crying]
JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What's the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

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