Football "Autobiographies"

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 21 2006,15:17)]For your eyes only I think.....

Honestly well worth a tenner of anyone's money I can assure you.  

It'd definitely be worth a tenner to see her reaction if you rolled up incognito for a trip down memory lane...

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 21 2006,14:38)]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Nov. 21 2006,14:07)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 21 2006,14:00)]I dont know if anyone has read Terry Butchers book but it is possbily the most mind numbing experience I have ever had.

I met him in person with the ex Mrs DtS and he spent more time looking at her Charlies than he did signing my book.

To be fair Dave, I haven't seen the ex-Mrs DtS but you probably spent more time looking at your ex's charlies then you did reading his book.

Any of you that go out in Croydon on a regualr basis can have a good look in the fleash as the dirty bint is now working as a lap dancer in one of the mens clubs.

 

Dave, dropping the pound coin into the pint glass doesn't make her "your girlfriend".


ps An interesting etymology lesson for us all. I thought the origin of the phrase "have a butchers at those" emanated from cockney rhyming slang (butcher's hook=look) but it appears it actually derives from the leering former England captain and bloodsoaked centre-half. You learn something new every day.

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 21 2006,15:19)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 21 2006,15:17)]For your eyes only I think.....

Honestly well worth a tenner of anyone's money I can assure you.  

It'd definitely be worth a tenner to see her reaction if you rolled up incognito for a trip down memory lane...

I may still have some lewd snaps of her on my phone......Smudger has seen them and can give you ideas of the quality.......I may start selling looks at the snaps for £5 each before home games.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 21 2006,16:25)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 21 2006,15:19)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 21 2006,15:17)]For your eyes only I think.....

Honestly well worth a tenner of anyone's money I can assure you.  

It'd definitely be worth a tenner to see her reaction if you rolled up incognito for a trip down memory lane...

I may still have some lewd snaps of her on my phone......Smudger has seen them and can give you ideas of the quality.......I may start selling looks at the snaps for £5 each before home games.  

Nah, download them onto your PC and create a SZ only Photobucket group!

She is your ex after all DtS...........

Plus if she earns a living flashing them, what better way to undermine her income potential than you exposing them to a wider audience!!!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Nov. 21 2006,16:19)]An interesting etymology lesson for us all. I thought the origin of the phrase "have a butchers at those" emanated from cockney rhyming slang (butcher's hook=look) but it appears it actually derives from the leering former England captain and bloodsoaked centre-half. You learn something new every day.

 

[dave cusaks nose]

for me the best autobiography has to be 'the snowman'
written (well losely) by a guy who flies with snowman

sometimes on the weekends I fly with snowman

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Jimmy Greaves' book was good, apart from going on so long that he basically pi$$ed all his money up the wall...

 

[gbshrimper]

Steve Coppell wrote a good one way back in the early 80's, not long after being forced to retire, haven't read it for years and not sure if it's still in print, but seem to remember it being a good read