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Question Female body language

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RobM said:
Say something like "Have you seen my ****?" If she says "No, but I'd like to" then say "Maybe we could". It's like tennis - lob her a load and she might enjoy it. So to speak.
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Rob was 99% there, I've just made it complete
 
duncan bulgaria said:
I'm no expert but if she's lying on her back with her legs apart then i believe its quite a clear indication that she is well and truely up for the pork sword, but like i say i;m no body language guru !!
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Classic - green for that. Especially after reading Rayleigh Weirs serious attempt to give good advice in the previous thread.
 
shrimpled said:
Women again! I've come out of a long term relationship recently, and i'm really enjoying the single life. However there is this stunner of a woman who i'm pretty keen on, and I'm starting to get vibes off her. It's a long time since I tried chatting somebody up and i've sort of lost my touch i suppose. She was twidling her hair a lot tonight and i caught her looking a few times and i wondered whether this is the sort of body language thats positive and is what i should be looking for. She's well out of my league and is in a troubled long term relationship so i'm not sure, please..advise me shrimperzone.
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the only true sign I can really tell is if she is sitting on a chair with her legs wide apart thudding her gear box, and making seal noises whilst sniff the air rampantly like a dog sniffing a humans farrt
 
cockles is back said:
the only true sign I can really tell is if she is sitting on a chair with her legs wide apart thudding her gear box, and making seal noises whilst sniff the air rampantly like a dog sniffing a humans farrt
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It's probably a good thing that you don't work in mental health care...
 
OldBlueLady said:
Needs a bit more "chatting" to her I think, you might pick up on more - does she position her body towards you (good), or turn her head to you (not good); little light touches on the arm (v good). Good luck!
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Does she repeatedly mouth the words <"I WANT C**K"....."GIVE ME C**K"> when you glance over to her across a crowded bar? This is a very good sign apparently but I too am no expert on these matters.
 
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