Desert Shrimper
The Oil Baron
Can't access at YouTube at work so can't post up the clip. However if I say it's from Planes, Trains & Automobiles and the key line is 'They're not cushions!' you should know what I'm on about.
An all-time classic!
NEAL: "Del?"
DEL: "Huh?"
NEAL: "Why did you kiss my ear?"
DEL: "Why are you holding my hand?"
NEAL: "Where's your other hand?"
DEL: "Between two pillows."
NEAL: "Those aren't pillows!!!"
DEL & NEAL: "AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
NEAL: "See that Bears game last week?"
DEL: "Yeah, hell of a game. Hell of a game. The Bears have a great team this year. They're gonna go all the way this year."