Favourite footy song?

[babey_blue]

hi what up dude

 

[babey_blue]

sorry every1 my brother was playing with my account

 

[phsend]

Mouriniho are you listening ?
Is our trophy still glistening ?
We're 12 points in front
You Portuguese c***
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland

Have to admit to liking that one.

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]Chim-chimney, Chim-chimney
Chim-Chim, Chiroo
We hate those b***ards in claret 'n' blue


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[sufcintheprem]

Man Utd have a few good ones that I've heard.

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country.
But it could be worse,
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny Goes marching down the Wing,
The Stretford End we all do sing
Cos We all know that Johnny is going to score.

Also quite like Fulham's one for Bullard

Jim bullard bullard
He's better than Steve Gerrard
He's thinner than Frank Lampard
Jim Bullard Bullard

Then again, I still reckon that 3 Lions is the daddy of football related songs. So good even the Germans nicked it.

Get your own song,
Get your own song,
Whoahh, Whoahh!

 

[sufcintheprem]

Oh yeah, Delilah was immense when Stoke sung it at Roots Hall last season, too.

 

[Uncle Leo]

I always quite liked QPR's old one:

Chim-chimernee chim-chimernee
Chim-chim cheroo
Who needs Sol Campbell
When we've got ****tu

"If you know your history", sung by both Celtic and Everton, is very good too.

 

[BrettieAngell]

i like the other northern song. dirty northern scum dah dah dah dah. can't remember the words though. argh

In your northern slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat,
in your northern slums,

in your northern slums,
your mum son the game and your dads in the nick,
you cant get a job cos you're too ****ing thick,
in your northern slums.

That one?

 

[BrettieAngell]

I always quite liked QPR's old one:

Chim-chimernee chim-chimernee
Chim-chim cheroo
Who needs Sol Campbell
When we've got ****tu

Also a QPR one-

Sing, sing wherever you be we are the neavou chelsea fc,
will you please sit down cos my wife cant see,
we are the neavou chelsea fc.

 

[OldBlueLady]

In your northern slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat,
in your northern slums,

in your northern slums,
your mum son the game and your dads in the nick,
you cant get a job cos you're too ****ing thick,
in your northern slums.

That one?

I remember this one slightly differently, the first line would incorporate the team we were playing so could be used for anyone i.e. "In your Liverpool homes" repeated twice and then repeated for the final line as well.

 

[shrimper loz]

yeah i like the northern ones too.

Go down pub
Drink some pints
Get complely plastered
Go back home
Beat the wife
You dirty northern *******s.



You mother is your sister
Your brother is your father
your f***ing one another the col u family

Always remember the one that we used to sing to Roycie back in the 90's

"theres only one Simon Royce!
theres only one Simon Royce,
with a packet of sweets
and a cheeky smile
Simon Royce is a f***ing peadophile!"

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Fields of Anfield Road by Liverpool.

 

[MissWestStand]

youll never walk alone.......I well up every time I hear it honest

Ditto, awesome and goosebumps every time I hear it

 

[DTS]

Always remember the one that we used to sing to Roycie back in the 90's

"theres only one Simon Royce!
theres only one Simon Royce,
with a packet of sweets
and a cheeky smile
Simon Royce is a f***ing peadophile!"

Who the **** ever sung that at Royce? I would be amazed.....

 

[Firestorm]

The Rubins out song to the tune of Doo Wah Diddy sung early 80's

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

A classic north bank song 1970-72, sung to the tune of 'side by side'

We aint got very good manners
We fight with hatchets & spanners
But we've got recruits
In Doc Marten boots
Side by side, get out the north bank.

Happy days!

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Who the **** ever sung that at Royce? I would be amazed.....

I'm with you there Dave, never ever heard that.

Has no-one mentioned:

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea
With a bucket and a spade
And a f@cking hand grenade
Beside the seaside
Beside the SEA SEA SEASIDERS

 

[Firestorm]

We've got Terry Terry Terry Terry Johnson
On The wing
On The Wing
Terry, Terry Johnson
Terry Johnson on the wing

etc etc

6 Foot 2
Eyes of blue
Billy Garners after you...
With a nicknackpaddywack
Give a dog a bone,
why don't (insert name of opposition) f**k off home

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

David Webb's Yellow Army

[repeat for 30 minutes]

E-i-e-i-e-i-o
Up the Football League we go
When we get promotion
This is what we sing
We are Southend
We are Southend
Southend Football Team

 

[Gremlin]

In your northern slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat,
in your northern slums,

in your northern slums,
your mum son the game and your dads in the nick,
you cant get a job cos you're too ****ing thick,
in your northern slums.

That one?

Oh dear, that's a quarter of a century old and still not funny. I cringe with embarrassment everytime the West Stand juvenilles launch into it.

 

[BoyWonder2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGqypWRBdJ0&feature=related