In a bid to distract me from the cricket I've had a look at every signing made by Phil Brown
Preston
Ian Ashbee Hull Signed 31 Jan, 2011 22 starts unattached
Jack King Woking Signed 31 May, 2011 26 appearances still at club
Steven Smith Norwich Signed 01 Jun, 2011 9 appearances unattached
Iain Turner Everton Signed 26 Jul, 2011 11 appearances (1 goal! he's a keeper) unattached
Juvhel Tsoumou Alemania Free 01 Aug, 2011 5 appearances unattached
Brian McLean Falkirk Free 02 Aug, 2011 15 appearances signed
Derby
Marc Edworthy Norwich Free 06 Jul, 2005 75 appearances free
Kevin Poole Bolton Free 12 Jul, 2005 6 appearances free
Paul Thirlwell Sheff Utd Signed 05 Aug, 2005 15 appearances free
Seth Johnson Leeds Free 17 Aug, 2005 47 appearances released
Darren Moore West Brom Signed 26 Jan, 2006 71 appearances free
Tomasz Hajto Southampton Free 27 Jan, 2006 5 appearances free
Hull
Nathan Doyle Derby Signed 31 Jan, 2007 3 starts free
Ray Parlour Middlesbro Free 09 Feb, 2007 start the rumours now! 13 starts free
Dean Windass Bradford £150,000 19 Jun, 2007 30 starts free
Bryan Hughes Charlton Free 29 Jun, 2007 27 starts free
Richard Garcia Colchester Free 02 Jul, 2007 84 starts unattached
Wayne Brown Colchester £450,000 13 Jul, 2007 42 appearances free
Henrik Pedersen Bolton Free 13 Aug, 2007 18 starts signed
Caleb Folan Wigan £1,000,000 31 Aug, 2007 29 league starts free
Jay-Jay Okocha Qatar S C Free 02 Sep, 2007 10 starts free
Craig Fagan Derby £750,000 02 Jul, 2008 39 starts signed Bradford
Geovanni Man City Free 05 Jul, 2008 48 starts free
Bernard Mendy Paris St-G. Free 11 Jul, 2008 30 starts signed
Peter Halmosi Plymouth £2,000,000 16 Jul, 2008 made 4 league starts free
George Boateng Middlesbro £1,000,000 16 Jul, 2008 free 47 starts
Tony Warner Fulham Free 16 Jul, 2008 free 0 starts
Anthony Gardner Tottenham £2,500,000 28 Jul, 2008 free 32 starts
Mark Oxley Rotherham £150,000 08 Aug, 2008 still at Hull, 1 sub appearance
Daniel Cousin Rangers Signed 01 Sep, 2008 signed 19 starts
Stylianos Giannakopoulos Bolton Free 23 Sep, 2008 free 0 starts
Jimmy Bullard Fulham £5,000,000 23 Jan, 2009 free 18 starts
Kamil Zayatte Young Boys £2,500,000 23 Jan, 2009 51 league appearances free
Steven Mouyokolo Boulogne Signed 01 Jul, 2009 19 starts signed Wolves
Seyi Olofinjana Stoke £3,000,000 06 Aug, 2009 still at Hull 21 league starts
Stephen Hunt Reading Signed 13 Aug, 2009 27 starts signed Wolves
Kamel Ghilas Celta Vigo £2,000,000 13 Aug, 2009 made 6 league starts signed
Paul McShane Sunderland Signed 30 Aug, 2009 still at Hull played 58 times and loaned out twice
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink Celtic Free 02 Sep, 2009 17 starts free
39 signings
£20m+ paid in transfer fees
£0 received in transfer fees
Not one signing has played 100 league games for that club
Sean Clohessy has made 130 league starts for Southend, Barker has made 108 league starts for Southend. The most a Phil Brown signing has ever made for that club is 84.
THIS IS ABYSMAL
WHY ARE WE LETTING THIS MAN LOOSE ON OUR CLUB?!?!?!?!?