Eastbourne, the worst town ever.

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Eastbourne is the worst town in England. It may even be the worst town in the world. It's a real hellhole. A grotty, stinking crap-tropolis. If Eastbourne was a person, it would be a fat racist in a ****-stained tracksuit. If it was an animal it would be a really big, really persistent wasp that survives two direct hits with a rolled-up copy of the Daily Telegraph and still comes back to sting you on the eyeball. If it was a pizza it would be margarita topped with vomit. I've only been to Eastbourne once, but that was enough. If you try and convince me to go back, I swear to whichever God you believe in that I'll hold my breath until I turn blue and pass out....

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http://beforeturningthegunonhimself.wordpress.com/2010/02/25/eastbourne/

We stayed their for 3 nights over christmas 3 years ago and thought it was miles ahead of Southend. Better indoor shopping centre, cleaner seafront and a couple of miles drive to a lovely marina complex and retail outlets.

 

[Lord Football]

Has anyone been to Barrow in Furness.

I defy anywhere on this island to be as bad as that....

 

[DoDTS]

Has anyone been to Barrow in Furness.

I defy anywhere on this island to be as bad as that....

I went to watch Barrow v Southend about 1970 and I remember at the time describing it as the "**** hole of the world".

Eastbourne is alright in my opinion.

DoDtS