Eastbourne, the worst town ever.

[Slipperduke]

Eastbourne is the worst town in England. It may even be the worst town in the world. It's a real hellhole. A grotty, stinking crap-tropolis. If Eastbourne was a person, it would be a fat racist in a ****-stained tracksuit. If it was an animal it would be a really big, really persistent wasp that survives two direct hits with a rolled-up copy of the Daily Telegraph and still comes back to sting you on the eyeball. If it was a pizza it would be margarita topped with vomit. I've only been to Eastbourne once, but that was enough. If you try and convince me to go back, I swear to whichever God you believe in that I'll hold my breath until I turn blue and pass out....

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http://beforeturningthegunonhimself.wordpress.com/2010/02/25/eastbourne/

 

[GBJ]

I fail to believe there are many worse places than Jaywick.

 

[EastStandBlue]

And there's me not minding Eastbourne at all... And I had to spend 3 years there.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Eastbourne: Allegedly where half of Liverpool heads to for their drugs habit.

 

[Richard T]

To suggest Eastbourne is the worst town ever I would imagine he has not been to Grimsby !.

 

[canveyshrimper]

To suggest Eastbourne is the worst town ever I would imagine he has not been to Grimsby !.

Close, but I'd recommend Goole, which beats both Colchester & Tilbury for inbreeding. It's a one horse town without the horse, I kid you not everyone looks the same, obviously because they come from the same gene pool.

 

[osymandus]

I fail to believe there are many worse places than Jaywick.

Totally agree with you there , plus i spent nearly 3 years in Eastbourne (on and off) . The Mead's and older part of Eastbourne (also going up to the Italian Gardens and Beachy head) are very nice . Often went out in the summer evenings with the now Ex and had some very nice evening stroll's

 

[EastStandBlue]

Meads is where they've built most of the Uni, so no doubt the value of property has rapidly decreased...

 

[McNasty]

I thought you journos were only supposed to print good things.

 

[MrB]

I took my wife there for her birthday a few years ago.

As a journalist I'd have expected you to maybe have done some research?

 

[osymandus]

Meads is where they've built most of the Uni, so no doubt the value of property has rapidly decreased...

YUp along with the Tesco express :( and those flats

 

[sammyboy]

The part where the Uni is at is real nice IMO I up there all the time for Football training.

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

I went to Brighton Universities open day in Eatbourne and thought it was a pretty decent area! A lot better than southend..

 

[NZamba Legend]

A lot better than southend..

Yeah, and how long's their pier?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Yeah, and how long's their pier?

Or how derelict?

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

Yeah, and how long's their pier?

Haven't got one mate, that's in Brighton.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Haven't got one mate, that's in Brighton.

Lies.


Eastbourne pier is pretty dire, although one of town's nightclubs is on the end of it... Aptly called Atlantis. It's a dive, but it serves cheap alcohol.

 

[Firestorm]

Close, but I'd recommend Goole, which beats both Colchester & Tilbury for inbreeding. It's a one horse town without the horse, I kid you not everyone looks the same, obviously because they come from the same gene pool.

Try Rossendale , Stayed there after a Rochdale game a few years ago, eveyone (except the Pub landlord who was from Epping) had identical overbites ....hideous

 

[DTS]

Its not great but I can think of a lot worse places. The Arndale Centre is Ok and the beach is quite nice.

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Close, but I'd recommend Goole, which beats both Colchester & Tilbury for inbreeding. It's a one horse town without the horse, I kid you not everyone looks the same, obviously because they come from the same gene pool.

Interesting quote harry. If you come from Birmingham your a brummie, from Newcastle your a geordie, so if you come from Goole are you a 'goolie'?.