Driving

[Pubey]

get in front of someone and use your windscreen washers, let them turn their wipers on, when finished repeat for as many miles as possible.

haha superb!!!

 

[ian_the_girth]

if i have nothing better to do & enough petrol - when someone cuts me up, pulls out, or some other **** driving i follow them home. this works best if they live in a dead end.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

lol!

Duel, what a fantastic film

 

[jassyfa1]

I like to take the longest possible route, but there again I am a taxi driver

 

[Mad Cyril]

I like undoing my window and making the ****er gesture at coaches.

 

[pickledseal]

Yellow car is always a classic.

My mates dad used to play this game in the Lake District whereby he'd find roads about 1.75 cars wide. Drive really slow and wave the car behind past for miles. It was funny to start with but he got a bit obsessed and it became the main point of his holiday...

 

[Benfleet A1]

get in front of someone and use your windscreen washers, let them turn their wipers on, when finished repeat for as many miles as possible.

An alternative to that is to have a toilet roll under the seat. If you are being tail boarded then light the bog roll and chuck it out of the sun roof. When that baby hits their windscreen they soon back off.

 

[yogi bear up the cagire]

There was a time in France when the new 3 letter number plates starting in both A and B were reasonably equal. When I used to do three return journeys in the Toulouse fair weekend (before I left the van in Toulouse and travelled by train) I created a match of football with two halves. The first half being between Toulouse and Carbonne and the second from Carbonne to Saint Gaudens. Southend started in 'B' and the opposition of the weekend in 'A' ........ to score a goal I had to be passed by a vehicule with a three letter word in English i.e. BAG a goal for us, ACE a goal for the opposition. It used to while the journey away quite well and I think, even once I got the correct result of the Saturday afternoon game.

 

[Mad Cyril]

An alternative to that is to have a toilet roll under the seat. If you are being tail boarded then light the bog roll and chuck it out of the sun roof. When that baby hits their windscreen they soon back off.

What if you realise at the last minute that you don't have a sun roof?

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

once I got the correct result of the Saturday afternoon game.

0-0 ?? .......

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

get in front of someone and use your windscreen washers, let them turn their wipers on, when finished repeat for as many miles as possible.

Did this coming back from some far flung northern hole in the mini bus but it wasnt the window wipers.
On the M1 and cruising at a rate of around 80 when young smurf pipes up that he needs a **** so me being me tells him to go out of the window,of course i thought he would open the window stand in front and just wizz out of it.
But this is smurf so he opens the sliding window and drops his trousers and climbs out so he is facing inwards with his calfs inside the van and hanging on to to handle above the door so his whole body is out of the van.
Now im in the middle lane and cant stop im doing 80 mph and he starts weeing,now that was soooo funny but the best bit was seeing the car behind putting on his wipers,classic.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Did this coming back from some far flung northern hole in the mini bus but it wasnt the window wipers.
On the M1 and cruising at a rate of around 80 when young smurf pipes up that he needs a **** so me being me tells him to go out of the window,of course i thought he would open the window stand in front and just wizz out of it.
But this is smurf so he opens the sliding window and drops his trousers and climbs out so he is facing inwards with his calfs inside the van and hanging on to to handle above the door so his whole body is out of the van.
Now im in the middle lane and cant stop im doing 80 mph and he starts weeing,now that was soooo funny but the best bit was seeing the car behind putting on his wipers,classic.

John the Smurf, a living legend. What ever happened to him?

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

John the Smurf, a living legend. What ever happened to him?

Alive and well living in newmarket and now on facebook.

 

[yogi bear up the cagire]

0-0 ?? .......

NEVER! ..........that was one of the advantages of Motorway football...........never a bore draw!