CC51DAS
President
I heard that Ron Martin is in secret parnership with Osama Bin Laden, the Pope and Elvis (who is actually alive runs a burger stall on Canvey) to spend money on players who will get us relegated. This will cause a crisis in Southend Council, who secretly are planning to use the new stadium as a place to plan the landing of their alien overlords who will then take over all areas other than Canvey, which will be run under a military junta headed by Elvis and Jade Goody. They will then reveal that Fredy is in fact the love child of Tony Blair and Chantelle off of Big Brother but was also sprayed with a secret formula which will transform him into a giant Reptile called Sandra.
Sandra will take over the club from Ron as planned and rename it Manchester United, causing so much confusion that first football and then all social, economic and political activity will cease, enabling Ron to build flats on Roots Hall.
And Steve Tilson will then reveal himself as a Jedi master and save the planet.
Sounds a bit far fetched to me CN .Do you really credit Southend Council with that much nouse ?