The camera pans out to reveal an average-sized sitting room. Mr Steve Tilson and Mr Paul Brush are reclined on sofas. Mr Brush has an almost empty bottle of wine in his hand. Mr Tilson is drinking from a can of beer. The floor is littered with cans and bottles...
ST: So, that was a great couple of years!
PB: Sure was!
ST: What do you want to do now?
PB: Dunno.
ST: Did you know, another one of our players left last week?
PB: Really!?
ST: Yep, Ron let him go.
PB: Ah well. Use and abuse, that's what I say!
ST: Should we get some more?
PB: MORE!!? You're kidding! Why!?
ST: Make the numbers up...
PB: Yeah, but MORE!!??
ST: Yes! The season finished two days ago - things are desperate!!
PB: No. Let's leave it a while until all the good players get signed up.
ST: Do you think so?
PB: Yeah, pass me that bottle of wine?
ST: Okay. You're SURE we shouldn't be thinking about new signings?
PB: No, we'll pull something out of the bag, we always do.
ST: Yeah, you're right. It's so easy this management business isn't it.
Meanwhile, all 91 other clubs in the football leagues are scouring the country for talent while Southend United and its board sit patiently, blissfully ignorant of the need to think about next season.
Perhaps someone should tell them!?
TILSON OUT!!!