Daft names

[shrimperian]

I was talking to a mate the other day and we got talking about the number of stupid surnames there are around at the moment, caused no doubt by the influx of foreign players, such as Sinima Pongole (not sure of spelling) and Danny s%&ttu. It got me thinking about SUFC players with daft names. Daniel Gay springs to mind from recent years, but going back I cant remember many. We had a guy named Ken Foggo in the seventies, but dont recall any others. Anyone......?

 

[* ORM *]

Andy Polycarpou
Anton Otulakowski

 

[Mad Cyril]

Che Wilson.

 

[number11]

Fransisco Cagigao
Adem Poric (pronnounced very similar to 'porridge')
Martyn 'shake that' Booty.....

ermm...Im done..

 

[shrimperian]

Yes, forgot about Polycarpou, great winner v Watford to give us a home 3rd round tie against Liverpool. Otulokowski was a classic because the matchday announcer in those days, the venerable Frank Gill, could never pronounce his name and used to @*&K it up whenever he read out the team sheet.

 

[canveyshrimper]

George Duck
Steve Lamb

 

[number11]

Glenn Pennyfather
Brett Angell

 

[C C Csiders]

Mark Dziadulewicz (I think correct spelling) was an apprentice at the club in the late 70's. He went on to play for Wimbledon, and I think one of the leading Northern Irish League Clubs, scoring in a European Cup game, I think. He also played for Canvey towards the end of his career. Other memorable names from that youth team were Colin Krzoska and George Mazurek, as well as Andy Polycarpou.

Going further back in the early 70's there was John Piekaneleitis.

 

[number11]

Danny Foot

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (canveyshrimper @ Sep. 30 2005,12:56)]George Duck
Steve Lamb

Suddenly feel hungry.

Steve Lamb was actually mates with my brother - what a claim to fame that is!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Marek Szmid
Carl Petteffefefefffefererer

 

[South Bank Hank]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 30 2005,12:58)]Mark Dziadulewicz... was an apprentice at the club in the late 70's.

Now that's just showing off!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 30 2005,12:59)]

Quote[/b] (canveyshrimper @ Sep. 30 2005,12:56)]George Duck
Steve Lamb

Suddenly feel hungry.

Steve Lamb was actually mates with my brother - what a claim to fame that is!

I was eating my lunch as inspiration. A few others, not trying to stay with foods but,
Tony Currie,
Spud Taylor.

 

[* ORM *]

Colin Morris used to dance down the wing
Super Roy McDonough made the North Bank sing
Dean Austin a driving right back
Ricky Otto played around in the sack (allegedly)

I'll get my coat.

 

[Firestorm]

Alf Smirk

Halfway down the pageTrust hall of Fame

 

[* ORM *]

Barrington Belgrave

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (canveyshrimper @ Sep. 30 2005,13:20)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 30 2005,12:59)]

Quote[/b] (canveyshrimper @ Sep. 30 2005,12:56)]George Duck
Steve Lamb

Suddenly feel hungry.

Steve Lamb was actually mates with my brother - what a claim to fame that is!

I was eating my lunch as inspiration. A few others, not trying to stay with foods but,
Tony Currie,
Spud Taylor.

Pretty sure we did this a year or so but seeing as there are so many newbies all this would have been prepared by Jason Cook and served by Peter Butler.

 

[Fish Fingers]

Mark Tinkler

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Sep. 30 2005,13:53)]

Quote[/b] (canveyshrimper @ Sep. 30 2005,13:20)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 30 2005,12:59)]

Quote[/b] (canveyshrimper @ Sep. 30 2005,12:56)]George Duck
Steve Lamb

Suddenly feel hungry.

Steve Lamb was actually mates with my brother - what a claim to fame that is!

I was eating my lunch as inspiration. A few others, not trying to stay with foods but,
Tony Currie,
Spud Taylor.

Pretty sure we did this a year or so but seeing as there are so many newbies all this would have been prepared by Jason Cook and served by Peter Butler.

Probably washed down with a pint or two of Worthington.

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

Quote[/b] (South Bank Hank @ Sep. 30 2005,13:11)]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Sep. 30 2005,12:58)]Mark Dziadulewicz... was an apprentice at the club in the late 70's.

Now that's just showing off!!

Someone has been looking at the Southend Stats website!