Colchester Casuals HAHAHAHAHAH!

[TrueBlue]

How did you find this site Scott? Or shouldnt I ask!! ;)

Well you know how it is ;) :cool:

 

[Napster]

omg u shud av came tonight coz it was bare fun lol wen lethal bizzle-pow came on everyone started goin brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaap brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap lmao it woz so gud lol wb wen u get online lol int spoke 2 u 4 bare long

TRANSLATED

Crikey! You should have been present tonight, because it was awfully good fun, we had such larks, I am still laughing about it now, especially when the artiste Lethal Bizzle-Pow entered stage-left, and all the audience members started clapping their hands most furiously. I am still finding it funny even now, it was that good. In fact, I am laughing about it again. Next time you are on the Interweb, we will talk about it, I haven't spoken to you for a while. I am still laughing, it was that funny.

 

[Slipperduke]

omg u shud av came tonight coz it was bare fun lol wen lethal bizzle-pow came on everyone started goin brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaap brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap lmao it woz so gud lol wb wen u get online lol int spoke 2 u 4 bare long

TRANSLATED

Crikey! You should have been present tonight, because it was awfully good fun, we had such larks, I am still laughing about it now, especially when the artiste Lethal Bizzle-Pow entered stage-left, and all the audience members started clapping their hands most furiously. I am still finding it funny even now, it was that good. In fact, I am laughing about it again. Next time you are on the Interweb, we will talk about it, I haven't spoken to you for a while. I am still laughing, it was that funny.

:hilarious:

Post of the day!

 

[Bluesmanager]

omg u shud av came tonight coz it was bare fun lol wen lethal bizzle-pow came on everyone started goin brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaap brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap lmao it woz so gud lol wb wen u get online lol int spoke 2 u 4 bare long

TRANSLATED

Crikey! You should have been present tonight, because it was awfully good fun, we had such larks, I am still laughing about it now, especially when the artiste Lethal Bizzle-Pow entered stage-left, and all the audience members started clapping their hands most furiously. I am still finding it funny even now, it was that good. In fact, I am laughing about it again. Next time you are on the Interweb, we will talk about it, I haven't spoken to you for a while. I am still laughing, it was that funny.

Cheers Napster. And I thought the Welsh were hard to understand...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Lethal Bizzle-Pow

I believe I was at school with his cousin, Fo'real Pow-Bizzle. Cardinal fellow.

:bear:

 

[callan]

I dont think you guys are taking this anywhere near seriously enough, here we have a hardcore firm about to wreak havoc and destruction on our beloved town, christ they're so good they have invented their own language.
I fear for all our safety....

 

[Napster]

I believe I was at school with his cousin, Fo'real Pow-Bizzle. Cardinal fellow.

:bear:

Ah, of course, his great grandpa founded the Scouts. Never was keen on him, the rascal drank all my port.

 

[Slipperduke]

I dont think you guys are taking this anywhere near seriously enough, here we have a hardcore firm about to wreak havoc and destruction on our beloved town, christ they're so good they have invented their own language.
I fear for all our safety....

We all do, Cal, we all do. But we're just so typically English that we're trying to hide our emotions with jokes.

No woman or child will be safe when they next visit Southend, that's for sure.

I don't know if I'm more scared of the one with the tiny fist, the one who sits at his computer with his shirt off, the speccy one or the speccy one's chubbster girlfriend.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Serious question:

Why do these people make it so easy for the police to monitor their activities online and (by the clothes they wear) spot them on match days?

 

[callan]

We all do, Cal, we all do. But we're just so typically English that we're trying to hide our emotions with jokes.

No woman or child will be safe when they next visit Southend, that's for sure.

I don't know if I'm more scared of the one with the tiny fist, the one who sits at his computer with his shirt off, the speccy one or the speccy one's chubbster girlfriend.

I know mate but I believe we have had our chips when this lot comes to town, I have seen ultimate force on the telly so i'm an expert on this kind of thing.
We will need to employ all our guile and cunning to combat this lot, and with that in mind we should be looking to employ our very own magnificent seven, and suggest we start hiring from the good folk of SZ immediatley.
I nominate Dagenham kev as the leader...now we just need another 6.

 

[Slipperduke]

I know mate but I believe we have had our chips when this lot comes to town, I have seen ultimate force on the telly so i'm an expert on this kind of thing.
We will need to employ all our guile and cunning to combat this lot, and with that in mind we should be looking to employ our very own magnificent seven, and suggest we start hiring from the good folk of SZ immediatley.
I nominate Dagenham kev as the leader...now we just need another 6.

Cal, I'm happy to volunteer my services. I know what you're thinking. "But Slipperduke turned his back on violence years ago!"

Well, these goons have just ridden roughshod over the very concept of pacifism. They've smashed in the frontdoor of civility and trod the dogdirt of anti-social behaviour all over the....erm....hallway carpet of decency. Erm...yeah.

Anyway, I think you're right. We should make a stand. I can't bring much to the team. I'm barely 11st in my nightie and I have no discernible shoulders. But by God, Callan, I've got fire in my heart. I'll keep on swinging until the sweet embrace of unconciousness draws me in.

That's two. Five to go.

 

[the_forgotten_man]

I would be willing to throw my hat into the ring. As a 16 year-old, I could always try and translate their cunning and no-doubt, sly tactics.

4 to go........

 

[Slipperduke]

I would be willing to throw my hat into the ring. As a 16 year-old, I could always try and translate their cunning and no-doubt, sly tactics.

4 to go........

Welcome aboard, son. We'll need you to translate their warcries as they emerge from Prittlewell station, brandishing rolled up copies of Just Seventeen.

God knows, I don't want to fall in battle to a man wailing, "Bo! Dat iz da bare fist of Kenny G wot is making ya bleed," and not understand what he's saying.

Four to go, anyone else?

 

[callan]

Cal, I'm happy to volunteer my services. I know what you're thinking. "But Slipperduke turned his back on violence years ago!"

Well, these goons have just ridden roughshod over the very concept of pacifism. They've smashed in the frontdoor of civility and trod the dogdirt of anti-social behaviour all over the....erm....hallway carpet of decency. Erm...yeah.

Anyway, I think you're right. We should make a stand. I can't bring much to the team. I'm barely 11st in my nightie and I have no discernible shoulders. But by God, Callan, I've got fire in my heart. I'll keep on swinging until the sweet embrace of unconciousness draws me in.

That's two. Five to go.

Thats the spirit, I cant fight either but I can dance, so if it it comes down to a dancing competition I'm in.
Four to go...

 

[chalkwell blue]

Shame

It does make you wonder what would happen if they came up against a real firm?

Shame they will never ever come to southend and find out. And those pics on that little chavs profile arent of colchester lads at cardiff, Its cardiff lads at barnsly, fact.

 

[Slipperduke]

Thats the spirit, I cant fight either but I can dance, so if it it comes down to a dancing competition I'm in.
Four to go...

We'll turn them inside out with our liquid movements and race-tuned shuffles.

Three to go!

 

[callan]

Thats the spirit, I cant fight either but I can dance, so if it it comes down to a dancing competition I'm in.
Four to go...

Just seen the forgotten mans post so three to go.
Pity about Matt the shrimps views on Tramp birds, I reckon he could have dealt a lethal blow to Becka who is Speccy Toms bit of stuff

 

[Slipperduke]

We certainly need to address the Becka aspect of this equation, don't we? She's built like a non-league centre-back and, frankly, I don't think I've got the firepower. Oh and I don't agree with hitting girls either, though that's mainly cos they tend to hit back much harder.

Can we get Blue Missy or SUFC Girl involved?

Oh, and if we have to dance our way out of trouble, do we have to dance as a group or individually? It's just that I get shy when everyone's watching and I lose my rhythm.

 

[Napster]

Can we get Blue Missy or SUFC Girl involved?

Blue Missy would take the lot of them on and eat them for breakfast

:)

 

[Jam_Man]

Im not a fighter but have done some web design in the past, if we need to design a webpage of the SZ Crew to stand in direct competition to them my services are there to be called upon. You will need to bring your own hoodies and VW badges though for the gallery section.