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[Barry the dog]

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Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ Jan. 04 2005,15:44)]great effort! have you seen any pictures of this german presenter.

ANDY IS YET 2 SEE HIS GERMAN TWIN BUT I FOR 1 CAN ONLY GUESS THIS TV SUPERSTAR LOOKS LIKE A FAT PAT SHARP!!!!  HAVE FUN AND BRING ME BACK SOME KNOBROT

just got back from Rio and i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

Good to see the boys doing well on the pitch, lomg may it continue.

barry {with the hump} the dog.

Don''t worry Barry, would you believe it I still have the sh*ts!!!! 5th day now, I am fast becoming a recluse in my bedroom in Buzios, the weather is overcast and a little windy, our mates wig blew off the other night!!. I am know fluent in both spanish and portugese, which with my good looks and golden charm is working wonders with the locals and Argentinians in this quant little village. Dannys bird only stayed another night to see him again, on the day you left!!! she still didnt believe you had left!, we have a lovely villa in Buzios with our own rooms with double beds,and packets of Johnneys left in the bathroom get that, they are encouraging you to play away, f**king magic,anyway must go now as I feel a sh*t commming on, and my early warning system is not the quickest,

Regards your international reporter

Mr Cockles

Ring me you cretin i have something mental to tell you about what happended at the airport in Rio.

 

[canada shrimper]

Well what did happen at the airport?you can't just leave us all hanging like that.These updates make better reading than most papers.

 

[Javea Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

... which is why I got out!

WS

 

[Richard Hearn]

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Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

... which is why I got out!

WS

Funny? The vast majority of workshy, anti-social, scrounging low life that I see around Westcliff seem to be those of the growing white-trash underclass who have been here since birth. Why should anyone have had to "let them in"?

 

[Javea Shrimper]

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Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

... which is why I got out!

WS

Funny? The vast majority of workshy, anti-social, scrounging low life that I see around Westcliff seem to be those of the growing white-trash underclass who have been here since birth. Why should anyone have had to "let them in"?

It's the peculiar strength of Albanian speech that gives them away ...

WS

 

[Richard Hearn]

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Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

... which is why I got out!

WS

Funny? The vast majority of workshy, anti-social, scrounging low life that I see around Westcliff seem to be those of the growing white-trash underclass who have been here since birth. Why should anyone have had to "let them in"?

It's the peculiar strength of Albanian speech that gives them away ...

WS

The ones I mean are (unfortunately) British to the core.

 

[Barry the dog]

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Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

... which is why I got out!

WS

Funny? The vast majority of workshy, anti-social, scrounging low life that I see around Westcliff seem to be those of the growing white-trash underclass who have been here since birth. Why should anyone have had to "let them in"?

It's the peculiar strength of Albanian speech that gives them away ...

WS

The ones I mean are (unfortunately) British to the core.  

Which is why we don't need anymore coming over from places like Somalia and Zimbabwe who are no use to this country and just live like they do in Africa.

If you haven't seen them all sitting about in Westcliff making pests of themselves then you must have your head buried in the sand.

 

[Guest]

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Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

... which is why I got out!

WS

Funny? The vast majority of workshy, anti-social, scrounging low life that I see around Westcliff seem to be those of the growing white-trash underclass who have been here since birth. Why should anyone have had to "let them in"?

It's the peculiar strength of Albanian speech that gives them away ...

WS

The ones I mean are (unfortunately) British to the core.  

Which is why we don't need anymore coming over from places like Somalia and Zimbabwe who are no use to this country and just live like they do in Africa.

If you haven't seen them all sitting about in Westcliff making pests of themselves then you must have your head buried in the sand.

Although Canvey is a more dangerous place to come from and there are more manners in Somalia and Zimbabwe.

Let's face it - this country has gone to the dogs on it's own steam. The increase of scumbag, chav culture and white trash conciousness is fast becoming the norm rather than the unnacceptable face of Britain's underclass. The influx of immigrants may or may not be speeding this process up, but the binge drinking, brainless idiots that we have produced ourselves are by far the most responsible for the decline in our standards and way of life. The English gentleman is a dying breed, overtaken by work-shy Burberry clad idiots.

Proud to be English? It's getting harder and harder....

(Written by someone who still likes a laugh and is not a pompous tw*t. Loved the postcard from Rio by the way!)

 

[Guest]

I agree. Immigration definitely brings in a lot of undesirables. Spain must be very miffed.

 

[Firestorm]

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Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

... which is why I got out!

WS

No offence here Mike, but am I the only one who sees the irony of you becoming an Immigrant because you don't like immigrants ?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Hmm... this was never really "on topic" to start with; however, since the tales of Mr. Cockles are always highly entertaining, I was more than happy to see it stay on the board.

However, Cockles appears to be (unfortunately) stuck on a Buzios khazi - which has resulted in this thread heading sorely down the pan.

This page in particular is, after all, a forum about Southend United; not one in which to discuss the problems of immigration and/or whether the Hamlet Court Road has now gone to rack and ruin.

Indeed, given the problems SZ has had with these sorts of posts in the past - from the point of view of the potential liability of the site owners - even if a new thread on this topic is opened in the pub, the moderators shall be watching it closely.

Apologies if that seems a little draconian, but it's for the general good of the site.

Cheers,

MtS

 

[Javea Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Firestorm @ Jan. 07 2005,14:06)]No offence here Mike, but am I the only one who sees the irony of you becoming an Immigrant because you don't like immigrants ?

Yeah, the irony of it all!

Actually, it was the 320 days of sunshine and annual mean temperature of 16°C that attracted me! I don't really care who comes in and out of the UK to be honest.

WS

 

[Javea Shrimper]

And I'd better close it again ...

WS