CockleCobanna

[one flew over the cockles nest]

Well me and King Barry the Dog have just arissen from what must have been the best New Years ever, watching the sun rise through the fire works of Cococabana, Absolutely thrilled that the boys had a good and convinsing win today, and another healthy gate!! What I will say is brasses are 100 Riase for the night (about 20 quid ) and the marching powder even cheaper!! so tonight on behalf of Kevin Maher I am going to celebrate in the only way I know how sniff and pump, get in there boyss

 

[BrettieAngell]

bastards!!!

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (one flew over the cockles nest @ Jan. 02 2005,00:03)]Well me and King Barry the Dog have just arissen from what must have been the best New Years ever, watching the sun rise through the fire works of Cococabana, Absolutely thrilled that the boys had a good and convinsing win today, and another healthy gate!! What I will say is brasses are 100 Riase for the night (about 20 quid ) and the marching powder even cheaper!! so tonight on behalf of Kevin Maher I am going to celebrate in the only way I know how sniff and pump, get in there boyss

Isn't that the Dudfield approach? And look what it got him. Hope your travel insurance is paid up...

 

[TrueBlue]

Quote[/b] ]and the marching powder even cheaper!!

returning with any samples

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (one flew over the cockles nest @ Jan. 02 2005,00:03)]Well me and King Barry the Dog have just arissen from what must have been the best New Years ever, watching the sun rise through the fire works of Cococabana, Absolutely thrilled that the boys had a good and convinsing win today, and another healthy gate!! What I will say is brasses are 100 Riase for the night (about 20 quid ) and the marching powder even cheaper!! so tonight on behalf of Kevin Maher I am going to celebrate in the only way I know how sniff and pump, get in there boyss

Post of the week ?

You fookin lucky gits !

 

[CSWICKFORDSHRIMPER]

Hello Andy good to hear u and Barry r okay

when are u back ?

keep well on have fun mate

Rich

One team In Essex
SOUTHEND UNITED FC

 

[one flew over the cockles nest]

Well another day another 3 goals , and more importantly another day looking at the Latino birds on the beach, if there is a heavan this place is it,its 6.30 pm here, and the sun is shining bright bright bright, but all is not well in the cockles camp,it seems my late night sambering has finally caught up with me, today I have sh*t through the eye of a needle,and have only just managed to creep out of my bed, I feel awful, |even phoned up my dear old mum, this morning I thought I was going to die, I have started to feel alittle better now, as the chemists are a little different over here, I dont think they follow the same rules as us in the uk, even the legal drugs are a 100% stronger than anything we have in England, they also sell there own kind of Viagra thats surpossed to be 10 times as strong as ours, and you can buy it over the counter!! I will be trying these as soon as I stop sh*tting my pants, well im going to have a night in tonight to recharge my batteries, before I move on to Bousiouse tommorow morning for the final leg of my Vise tour, but enough of me, Lets talk about fredie! another 2 goals and another win, absolutely delighted.Its really perked the Southend 4 up no end, (not that we need much,specially with those pills!)

I have also managed to find the sort of ma.......lady that Barry Harris might like, they are normally about 7 foot dressed and look like Niomi Cambell, but have hands like shovels. Not my bag but I know the dog finds them fascinating.

All the best

Copacacockles

 

[one flew over the cockles nest]

Well after my bad day yesterday, at about 11 I finally managed to get out of bed, took loads of pain killers, and went and met the chaps down the Lord Jim ( a very traditional brazilian pub) felt like sh*t, but things where about to turn................... heres the story

walked in and all the boys where bang on it and the party was in full flow, every time I looked up I was getting strange looks from the bar staff male and female, then a group of sexy young brazilian girls game in and seemed very excited, they kept getting up and comming over to me and singing this funny song to me, then the girl behind the bar came up and asked to put my hair in bunches( now I was loving all this FREE attention) as soon as it was in bunches everyone kept coming up and dancing and clapping with me, girls kept kissing me f**king mental, then people wanted there pictures taken with me, then the owner of the bar an English fella (with a brazilizn girlfriend) called me up and told me that they think I am some German childrens presenter, thats really popular over there, so hair in bunches I start giving out my f**king autograph!!!! I was off my head big time by then, and I was signing it Barry Chuckle, Rod Stewert etc.....I have never had such a welcome in a bar in my life (not even the horse and groom on crib nights), anyway we finnished up around 4 and I was still feeling abit dodgy so I decided to go home in a cab, we pulled up at these lights outside a night club, and the same group of girls where drinking outside, I made the driver bib his horn, and all hell broke loose about 70 men and woman all singing this song at me and cheering, it was the funniest thing ever in my life, I was blowing them all kisses and they where f**king loving it. For one moment I new what it felt like to be Neville Roache in Reading town centre trully funny story

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Class! Great stuff, Cockles - give my regards to the Lord Jim, used to live about 5 minutes' walk from there.

There are few more unusual sights than a Mock tudor-beamed English pub in the centre of Ipanema...

 

[one flew over the cockles nest]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 04 2005,15:33)]Class!  Great stuff, Cockles - give my regards to the Lord Jim, used to live about 5 minutes' walk from there.

There are few more unusual sights than a Mock tudor-beamed English pub in the centre of Ipanema...

f**k me did you really???
I wondered why it said Millwall 1 SUFC 4 scratched in the toilet door!

 

[southend4ever]

great effort! have you seen any pictures of this german presenter.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (one flew over the cockles nest @ Jan. 04 2005,15:36)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 04 2005,15:33)]Class!  Great stuff, Cockles - give my regards to the Lord Jim, used to live about 5 minutes' walk from there.

There are few more unusual sights than a Mock tudor-beamed English pub in the centre of Ipanema...

f**k me did you really???
I wondered why it said Millwall 1 SUFC 4 scratched in the toilet door!

I don't think that was me! That said, it could well have been... I was living in Brazil in August 1993, so maybe it was me who did that in a ****ed moment!!

But yep, no fibbing, I did used to live there... my parents had a flat on Rua Almirante Pereira Guimaraes, which is 2 or 3 blocks into Leblon from the Lord Jim.

If you go to the beach end of Rua Paul Redfern, on which the Lord Jim is and turn right, you then cross the Jardim de Allah, which is the large canal which runs between Lagoa and the sea. Rua Almirante Pereira Guimaraes is the second turning (I think) on your right after that. We lived in No. 15, top two floors. Best damn apartment I've ever lived in.

Wish I'd been a bit older and more worldly-wise to have appreciated the local talent... Nearest I got was when one of Harry Barris's mates jumped on my bike and asked me to take him away from it all...

 

[blues_r_best]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 04 2005,16:40)]Nearest I got was when one of Harry Barris's mates jumped on my bike and asked me to take him away from it all...

You were lucky to survive.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Jan. 04 2005,16:47)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 04 2005,16:40)]Nearest I got was when one of Harry Barris's mates jumped on my bike and asked me to take him away from it all...

You were lucky to survive.

Luckily, given that I speak the local lingo, I was able to say "sorry mate, I'm too knackered to pedal for the both of us", to which he replied "fair enough!" and jumped off...

 

[blues_r_best]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 04 2005,17:29)]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Jan. 04 2005,16:47)]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 04 2005,16:40)]Nearest I got was when one of Harry Barris's mates jumped on my bike and asked me to take him away from it all...

You were lucky to survive.

Luckily, given that I speak the local lingo, I was able to say "sorry mate, I'm too knackered to pedal for the both of us", to which he replied "fair enough!" and jumped off...

I feel rather dissappointed now I know the real story, a bit of an anti-climax.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Jan. 04 2005,17:39)]I feel rather dissappointed now I know the real story, a bit of an anti-climax.

Sorry, no "Harry Potter in Tranny Shocker" headlines for you...

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Jan. 04 2005,18:08)]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Jan. 04 2005,17:39)]I feel rather dissappointed now I know the real story, a bit of an anti-climax.

Sorry, no "Harry Potter in Tranny Shocker" headlines for you...

 

Must be true.

He's denying it.

 

[elmo putney]

Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ Jan. 04 2005,15:44)]great effort! have you seen any pictures of this german presenter.

ANDY IS YET 2 SEE HIS GERMAN TWIN BUT I FOR 1 CAN ONLY GUESS THIS TV SUPERSTAR LOOKS LIKE A FAT PAT SHARP!!!! HAVE FUN AND BRING ME BACK SOME KNOBROT

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (elmo putney @ Jan. 05 2005,15:50)]

Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ Jan. 04 2005,15:44)]great effort! have you seen any pictures of this german presenter.

ANDY IS YET 2 SEE HIS GERMAN TWIN BUT I FOR 1 CAN ONLY GUESS THIS TV SUPERSTAR LOOKS LIKE A FAT PAT SHARP!!!!  HAVE FUN AND BRING ME BACK SOME KNOBROT

just got back from Rio and i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

Good to see the boys doing well on the pitch, lomg may it continue.

barry {with the hump} the dog.

 

[one flew over the cockles nest]

Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Jan. 06 2005,00:18)]

Quote[/b] (elmo putney @ Jan. 05 2005,15:50)]

Quote[/b] (southend4ever @ Jan. 04 2005,15:44)]great effort! have you seen any pictures of this german presenter.

ANDY IS YET 2 SEE HIS GERMAN TWIN BUT I FOR 1 CAN ONLY GUESS THIS TV SUPERSTAR LOOKS LIKE A FAT PAT SHARP!!!!  HAVE FUN AND BRING ME BACK SOME KNOBROT

just got back from Rio and i am absolutely gutted to be back here with the weather and driving past harlem court road looking at all the sh*t bags that Blair and his cronies have let in.

Good to see the boys doing well on the pitch, lomg may it continue.

barry {with the hump} the dog.

Don''t worry Barry, would you believe it I still have the sh*ts!!!! 5th day now, I am fast becoming a recluse in my bedroom in Buzios, the weather is overcast and a little windy, our mates wig blew off the other night!!. I am know fluent in both spanish and portugese, which with my good looks and golden charm is working wonders with the locals and Argentinians in this quant little village. Dannys bird only stayed another night to see him again, on the day you left!!! she still didnt believe you had left!, we have a lovely villa in Buzios with our own rooms with double beds,and packets of Johnneys left in the bathroom get that, they are encouraging you to play away, f**king magic,anyway must go now as I feel a sh*t commming on, and my early warning system is not the quickest,

Regards your international reporter

Mr Cockles