CLUB SHOP SHUT

[Fat Bastid]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ June 16 2004,01:07)]i went there anyway, and marrisa opened it for me. i spent 40 pound in there, and sum women bought the shirt for 25, lucrative 10 mins if you ask me

Give me 10 minutes alone in the club shop with Marissa!

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Prophet of Doom! @ June 16 2004,08:35)]Give me 10 minutes alone in the club shop with Marissa!

 

which one's marrissa? is there no photos of our devoted backroom staff?

 

[Fat Bastid]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ June 16 2004,08:37)]

Quote[/b] (Prophet of Doom! @ June 16 2004,08:35)]Give me 10 minutes alone in the club shop with Marissa!

 

which one's marrissa? is there no photos of our devoted backroom staff?

Marissa worked in the club shop looking gorgeous, went off and had a baby and then came back looking even more gorgeous!

Sorry, not much help but my glasses are misting up so I cannot see whit I om twping!!!!!!

 

[Fat Bastid]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ June 16 2004,08:37)]

Quote[/b] (Prophet of Doom! @ June 16 2004,08:35)]Give me 10 minutes alone in the club shop with Marissa!

 

which one's marrissa? is there no photos of our devoted backroom staff?

Daviddddddddd?!

Do you have a picture of Marissa at the club that can be posted on here?

Pervert of Doom!

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Prophet of Doom! @ June 16 2004,08:35)]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ June 16 2004,01:07)]i went there anyway, and marrisa opened it for me. i spent 40 pound in there, and sum women bought the shirt for 25, lucrative 10 mins if you ask me

Give me 10 minutes alone in the club shop with Marissa!

 

Easily pleased then.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ June 16 2004,11:46)]

Quote[/b] (Prophet of Doom! @ June 16 2004,08:35)]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ June 16 2004,01:07)]i went there anyway, and marrisa opened it for me. i spent 40 pound in there, and sum women bought the shirt for 25, lucrative 10 mins if you ask me

Give me 10 minutes alone in the club shop with Marissa!

 

Easily pleased then.

That includes 9 minutes to wait for the Viagra to kick in

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 16 2004,11:48)]That includes 9 minutes to wait for the Viagra to kick in

9 minutes? Mine kicks in in 6.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ June 16 2004,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 16 2004,11:48)]That includes 9 minutes to wait for the Viagra to kick in

9 minutes? Mine kicks in in 6.  

yours must be the proper stuff then.

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 16 2004,11:51)]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ June 16 2004,11:50)]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 16 2004,11:48)]That includes 9 minutes to wait for the Viagra to kick in

9 minutes? Mine kicks in in 6.  

yours must be the proper stuff then.

Some guy in a pub sold them to me. Reckoned he used to play for Brazil, said he was quite good. I didn't believe him though, I'm no mug.

 

[Kim Mitten]

was in the club shop Monday and managed to get a load of stuff discounted on the basis that the bloke in there couldn't work the till.
was waiting to pay, all ready for some £60-65 to come up, and he came up with £38.47. only one item i bought had money off, all the rest was the usual price, so how he manged that figure is beyond me.

Maybe they shut the shop to give him some training on the till?

 

[Saafend]

Quote[/b] (Kim Mitten @ June 16 2004,11:58)]was in the club shop Monday and managed to get a load of stuff discounted on the basis that the bloke in there couldn't work the till.
was waiting to pay, all ready for some £60-65 to come up, and he came up with £38.47. only one item i bought had money off, all the rest was the usual price, so how he manged that figure is beyond me.

Maybe they shut the shop to give him some training on the till?

Oh well, if the club goes bankrupt we know who to blame

 

[Fat Bastid]

Quote[/b] (Kim Mitten @ June 16 2004,11:58)]was in the club shop Monday and managed to get a load of stuff discounted on the basis that the bloke in there couldn't work the till.
was waiting to pay, all ready for some £60-65 to come up, and he came up with £38.47. only one item i bought had money off, all the rest was the usual price, so how he manged that figure is beyond me.

Maybe they shut the shop to give him some training on the till?

You did not say if you were "Honest" Kim Mitten and pointed out the error of his ways!

Did he have a bald head, glasses and was very red in the face?

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,10:46)]Theres f**k all worth selling in there anyway!!

That bloke with the glass eye who Southend United franchise the shop out to, must be having his eye patch fitted today

Bloody hell Cockles.

There is a mass crisis in Sudan and you are moaning about the Southend United club shop being closed.
I think its about time you got your priorities sorted out boy instead of whinging about not being able to buy your new Southend United hat and scarve for the new season.