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CLUB SHOP SHUT

CS Cockles

First XI
Theres f**k all worth selling in there anyway!!

That bloke with the glass eye who Southend United franchise the shop out to, must be having his eye patch fitted today
 
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Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,10:46)]Theres f**k all worth selling in there anyway!!

That bloke with the glass eye who Southend United franchise the shop out to, must be having his eye patch fitted today
Agreed,

And did you know that ECC have a deal with the SCUM !
 
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Quote[/b] (Banksy @ June 15 2004,10:48)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,10:46)]Theres f**k all worth selling in there anyway!!

That bloke with the glass eye who Southend United franchise the shop out to, must be having his eye patch fitted today
Agreed,

And did you know that ECC have a deal with the SCUM !
I bet none of you new that SOF have a deal with 'The Peasants' makes me sickk ill tell you
 
Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
 
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Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
Ronnie Irani lives !
 
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Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
 
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Quote[/b] ]who Southend United franchise the shop out to

I have it on good authority that the club shop is not a franchise. The shop is run by a manager employed by the club and all profits go to the club.
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Andy, are you saying that the club is shut and how long has it been shut? I did hear that the new manager was going on holiday though!  
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Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
 
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Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
Howabout " Lady in Black" ?
 
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Quote[/b] (Banksy @ June 15 2004,11:47)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
Howabout " Lady in Black" ?
whooooooosssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

smile.gif
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
'Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
No matter what your gender
Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
Whether bi or straight or bender'

laugh.gif
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
I also remeber a man in a wheel chair owning a northern working mans club
 
Its on the official site, just repeating what it said on there, in all honesty theres no real point it open anway as we are getting a new kit next year so its full of old stock anyway
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:51)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
'Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
No matter what your gender
Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
Whether bi or straight or bender'

laugh.gif
Garlic Bread! It's the future, I've tasted it.
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ June 15 2004,12:00)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:51)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
'Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
No matter what your gender
Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
Whether bi or straight or bender'

laugh.gif
Garlic Bread! It's the future, I've tasted it.
Just had some for lunch, i recommend Tesco.
 
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Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ June 15 2004,12:20)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ June 15 2004,12:00)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:51)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
'Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
No matter what your gender
Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
Whether bi or straight or bender'

laugh.gif
Garlic Bread! It's the future, I've tasted it.
Just had some for lunch, i recommend Tesco.
whoooooooooosssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
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Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 15 2004,12:26)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ June 15 2004,12:20)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ June 15 2004,12:00)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:51)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
'Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
No matter what your gender
Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
Whether bi or straight or bender'

laugh.gif
Garlic Bread! It's the future, I've tasted it.
Just had some for lunch, i recommend Tesco.
whoooooooooosssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ June 15 2004,12:42)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 15 2004,12:26)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ June 15 2004,12:20)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ June 15 2004,12:00)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:51)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
'Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
No matter what your gender
Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
Whether bi or straight or bender'

laugh.gif
Garlic Bread! It's the future, I've tasted it.
Just had some for lunch, i recommend Tesco.
whoooooooooosssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Just with wwwwwhhhhhhhhhoooooooosssssssssshhhhhhh youve done him again Naps!
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,12:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ June 15 2004,12:42)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ June 15 2004,12:26)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ June 15 2004,12:20)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ June 15 2004,12:00)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:51)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Smudger @ June 15 2004,11:43)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Ron Manager @ June 15 2004,11:22)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ June 15 2004,11:11)]Bring back Heather Jobson, now there was a senior sales person, who really new the retail industry

I wonder what care home shes working in now???
She was working in Asda at Shoebury along with her mother
No, I think when Jobson left Southend she got a job singing in ASDA as part of a drive to sell products by singing about them. You may remember "Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags" sang to the tune of "Men in Black"? Singing in ASDA's not moving on. It's just existing.

Yes, yes, yes, joke theft.
'Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
No matter what your gender
Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags!
Whether bi or straight or bender'

laugh.gif
Garlic Bread! It's the future, I've tasted it.
Just had some for lunch, i recommend Tesco.
whoooooooooosssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Just with wwwwwhhhhhhhhhoooooooosssssssssshhhhhhh youve done him again Naps!
laugh.gif
 
i went there anyway, and marrisa opened it for me. i spent 40 pound in there, and sum women bought the shirt for 25, lucrative 10 mins if you ask me
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