Charley From Big Brother

[Slipperduke]

Why would you date it? It's horrible-looking. It's a man, man.

 

[Southend_Lady]

Why would you date it? It's horrible-looking. It's a man, man.

I can only assume they all had their champagne goggles on....

 

[MK Shrimper]

saw in the mirror taday that Charley has dated SWP, Carlton Cole and... our very own LLOYD SAM

"our" when it comes to Sam is WAY off the mark Josh! What was it 2 weeks, and 1 sub appearance?

 

[SUFC_Al]

I can only assume they all had their champagne goggles on....

Or Keiran Richardson is playing jokes on his mates!

"Oi Carlton, this is my sis (really his brother in a wig), what do you think, she's mustard, hey?"

"Corr you know it Keiran, where has this little princess been hiding all my life!"

*See KR in the background doubled over in hysterics*

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

...screaming "I love you Beyonceeeeeeee" like a deluded 13yr old girl as she waggled her **** on stage does not equate to "speaking to", as Kim Wilde will attest to when I saw her at Southend Radio 1 Roadshow in 1983 :D

We had a very cultured conversation about the role in today's American society for female Afro-Caribbean singers. And the weather. :D

 

[Southend_Lady]

Or Keiran Richardson is playing jokes on his mates!

"Oi Carlton, this is my sis (really his brother in a wig), what do you think, she's mustard, hey?"

"Corr you know it Keiran, where has this little princess been hiding all my life!"

*See KR in the background doubled over in hysterics*

I bet KR is getting the sh*t ripped out of him over her. If she was anyones cousin I am sure they would be hiding away in shame. She loves money....apparently not enough to actually go out and earn any...

 

[Benji91]

"our" when it comes to Sam is WAY off the mark Josh! What was it 2 weeks, and 1 sub appearance?

No its true - Tilly and brush have signed the adoption papers - apparantly he has taken recent criticism on board with signing players and is trying a different tactic.

 

[JoshC]

"our" when it comes to Sam is WAY off the mark Josh! What was it 2 weeks, and 1 sub appearance?

shhhh its our claim to fame!!

 

[Slipperduke]

I bet KR is getting the sh*t ripped out of him over her. ...

To be fair, it make a change from people ripping the **** out of his footballing abilities.

 

[chadded]

Firstly, I'd belt Jade Goody..

Theres a better pic around that even made Zoo and Nuts, who commented that she looked, well, Doable.

Secondly, You know which way I'm voting. I've seen worse.

 

[Einstein]

Secondly, You know which way I'm voting. I've seen worse.

Chadded mate - sometimes I'm ashamed to know you :finger:

 

[chadded]

No you're not. You love me. You also know i'm right when I say you don't look at the mantlepiece.... ;)

 

[South Bank Hank]

You also know i'm right when I say you don't look at the mantlepiece.... ;)

You have to assume though that at least the fireplace would be worth looking at.

Jade Goody and the word "doable" have been far, FAR too closely linked in this thread for my liking. I'm genuinely quite scared!

After all, this is Jade Goody we're talking about!
You know, JADE GOODY!!?

:thump:

Blimey, some of you lot might even be tempted by Vanessa Feltz!!

 

[Andy_S]

If the fact she looks like a man didn't turn you off her frigging personality and attitude would!

Its pretty obvious she shares the same blood as that little **** Richardson.

 

[HawkwellShrimper]

I don't often turn girls down but she is too manly... definatly wouldn't score a goal with her!

.... actually TBF she has got some nice tits so maybe =S!!

 

[Benfleet A1]

Could quite possibly be... These two must be too. There's nothing female about them.

Ye Gods!! Pass the shovel, I need to swing it for the sake of mankind.

 

[TrueBlue]

look your all to fussy just bang all of them the worst looking they are the harder you 'do em' every hole is a goal and with that ethos next season we will be promoted!
NOW dont make me take my shirt off for the 428th time in a drunken stooper!

 

[Einstein]

look your all to fussy just bang all of them!

It's not fussy - it's because they look like men!! But hey, whatever floats your boat eh :p

 

[chadded]

I'd like to retract my previous comments about Charley. Having seen Big Brother last night, and seeing her on screen, the only thing I would liek to do to her, is get hold of the ugly stick she has clearly been beaten with all her life, and continue to beat her with it. Hope this clears things up.

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

I'd like to retract my previous comments about Charley. Having seen Big Brother last night, and seeing her on screen, the only thing I would liek to do to her, is get hold of the ugly stick she has clearly been beaten with all her life, and continue to beat her with it. Hope this clears things up.

I agree 100%!!