Champions League Final

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Quote[/b] (Bucks_blue @ May 18 2006,13:22)]Anyone had any jokes or 'funny' pictures about the game?

You are cordially invited to the....

ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main Course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest Speakers
Sir Alex Ferguson, Rafa Benitez and Jose Mourinho - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Hope it's not the same chef as Tottenham had at the Marriott. I wouldn't want to see them going down with Ashley Cole-i.  

 

 

[Bucks_blue]

Got a picture through as an attachement - Henry does Mastercard advert....


Ticket to Paris - £400
Ticket for the Game - £90
Face Paint & Jester's Hat - £10

Seeing Henry choke big style, blame everyone but himself and then f*uck off to play for the winners

Absolutely Priceless.....



There is also a picture doing the rounds of a sign in Islington stating the road will be closed due to Arsenal's victory parade. D'oh!