Celeb-spotting

[Xàbia Shrimper]

I speak to Sam Allardyce quite often as he has a place nearby and drinks in our local. Any of you who have the (mis)fortune of knowing Harry Barris will know that we once spent several hours in the company of 'Big Sam' and his friends down at one of the local bars in Jávea. (Mrs XS gets on very well with Mrs Allardyce). I had the (mis)fortune of watching a very pi$$ed Sam Allardyce and an equally very pi$$ed Harry Barris pouring over the cocktail menu, offering each other 'sex-on-the-beach' with much hilarity and then spending the rest of the evening continuing in this manner.

Carl Fogarty lives around the corner from me and I bump into him now and again. He has no idea who I am, which is a bit embarrassing. (Terry Venables also has a place nearby but I've yet to meet him.)

Others: Mark Lawrenson, Dave Bassett, Mike Walsh, Andy Nelson, Ross Jenkins, Nigella Lawson, the bloke who used to play the official in many of the Beadles About set-ups; his name eludes me at the moment.

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have a lovely villa just up the hill from us. We pass the villa almost every day but we've yet to see them.

 

[DTS]

I also once pulled a bird who later shot to fame as an extra in a Vodaphone commercial.

Why didnt I make it work with her. I could have been living the life of luxury now instead of talking to you lot.

 

[Napster]

I speak to Sam Allardyce quite often as he has a place nearby and drinks in our local. Any of you who have the (mis)fortune of knowing Harry Barris will know that we once spent several hours in the company of 'Big Sam' and his friends down at one of the local bars in Jávea. (Mrs XS gets on very well with Mrs Allardyce). I had the (mis)fortune of watching a very pi$$ed Sam Allardyce and an equally very pi$$ed Harry Barris pouring over the cocktail menu, offering each other 'sex-on-the-beach' with much hilarity and then spending the rest of the evening continuing in this manner.

I was there as well, Mike!

I've still got my signed beermat from that evening. Mrs Allardyce said if Bolton ever drew Southend in the cup, me, Barry and the Allardyces would go for a drink after the game!

:)

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

I was there as well, Mike! I've still got my signed beermat from that evening. Mrs Allardyce said if Bolton ever drew Southend in the cup, me, Barry and the Allardyces would go for a drink after the game! :)

Oh yeah, apologies. However, did you not "bail out" about 2am and return to our apartment whilst the rest of us had to contend with another "hilarious" cocktail joke from Messrs Allardyce and Harris?!

;)

 

[DTS]

I was there as well, Mike!

I've still got my signed beermat from that evening. Mrs Allardyce said if Bolton ever drew Southend in the cup, me, Barry and the Allardyces would go for a drink after the game!

:)

I bet he ****s himself everytime the cup draw comes round....No wonder he quit. :finger:

 

[Napster]

Oh yeah, apologies. However, did you not "bail out" about 2am and return to our apartment whilst the rest of us had to contend with another "hilarious" cocktail joke from Messrs Allardyce and Harris?!

;)

Can you blame me?

:thump:

oooh, do you fancy a slow comfortable screw, Sam, oooh no

 

[Benji91]

Saw Steve Davis in Paul Pry over Easter. Was right miserable. Even more so when the more drunk ones of us kept challenging him to a game of pool.

 

[Napster]

I bet he ****s himself everytime the cup draw comes round....No wonder he quit. :finger:

Hilarious, Dave. Hohoho

:thump:

 

[DTS]

Hilarious, Dave. Hohoho

:thump:

Sorry mate - been a long day....Will try harder..:confused:

 

[Pubey]

like i said... i pulled the ginger in the queens nose on a ski holiday ages ago

 

[DTS]

like i said... i pulled the ginger in the queens nose on a ski holiday ages ago

Is this her...??

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Can you blame me?

:thump:

oooh, do you fancy a slow comfortable screw, Sam, oooh no

The evening ended somewhat farcically when Allardyce rose to his feet and decided that he was knackered and was going to drive home. Bear in mind that he could barely walk or talk, the rest of us (including his very annoyed missus) decided that this was not the best decision he may make. He (eventually) backed down but could you have imagined the press scoop if he had ... and had been pulled over by the law?

 

[scrounger]

I pulled a bird on holiday who was the cousin of Phil Stamp!

 

[Pubey]

Is this her...??

nah.. that was her older sister in the show

http://www.redandproud.com/images/VictoriaShalet1.jpg

it wasn't a major pull... i was 16 and she was a couple of years older, on a school trip in france. me and some holiday mates were out in a pub and she was in there with a load of her girl mates from her school (she must have gone to an all girls school) and so obviously we got chatting with them all and started playing drinking games, one was a kind of truth or dare game and she was dared to kiss me.. then when we were al leaving i don't really know what happened but i found myself outside tonguing her for england!! we all said we would meet up in the pub the next day but they didn't show up and that was the last night of the hol.. to say i was disappointed would be an understatement!!!

that's nothing though... my uni housemate had a aged-15 holiday romance with Joss Stone!

 

[shrimpled]

JT was in sugar hut brentwood tonight, had a quiet chat. Saw torville and dean outside ITV studios last morning.

 

[Ricey]

I always used to bump into Nassar Hussain at my local Sainsbury's whilst he was out doing his weekly shop.

Also when I was a member of Virgin Active in Chelmsford I always used to bump into Darren Gough. Really nice fella always had time to stop and chat to me.

 

[chadded]

Danny Dyer in Bakers Bar last night.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Danny Dyer in Bakers Bar last night.

I hope you gave him a dry slap.

 

[Ricey]

Bumped into Michael Carrick, Jermaine Defoe and Frank Lampard in Dukes before. Also Jodie Marsh is always in Dukes.

The legend that is Freddy Eastwood in the Ivory Peg in Chelmsford.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Danny Dyer in Bakers Bar last night.

That must have ruined your evening then ...