Least, is easy enough: Alan McCormack - where to start? I'd worry about that temper of his and the petulance when he didn't get his own way. If he could hit the inoffensive Nicky Bailey then who is to say he couldn't hit my hypothetical daughter? Then you've got to worry about the reports of all that drinking and his record for making wild passes.
Most: Francky Moussa - the closest we've got a cultured footballer. I'm sure his cunning lingual skills would come in handy on holiday - and I'm sure above all what we'd all want is for any daughter to be happy. As one of the youngest players in the squad it would also lessen the age gap seeing as I don't yet have a daughter.
There's also that very outside change of going to the World Cup with Belgium.
Most: Francky Moussa - the closest we've got a cultured footballer. I'm sure his cunning lingual skills would come in handy on holiday - and I'm sure above all what we'd all want is for any daughter to be happy. As one of the youngest players in the squad it would also lessen the age gap seeing as I don't yet have a daughter.
There's also that very outside change of going to the World Cup with Belgium.