Question Blues players you would most/least like to marry your daughter.

[DTS]

I think with all the recent coming and goings during the deadline day the key questions seem to have been missed. Who would you most and least likely to marry your daughter.

MOST

I think Simon Francis would make a good perspective son in law. He seems like a nice chap and I imagine he would have no issues helping with washing up the roast potato tray on a Sunday. His occasion concentration lapses mid conversation could become annoying but I tnink the wife and I could live with that.

LEAST

Got to be Sankofa. First off I would want to punch him everytime I saw him for his performance the past week. Secondly I imagine he would bore on all the time about how he has played at Old Trafford,Highbury etc and the fun time he had with Alan Curbishley at Charlton.

Who would be your most/least favourite son in laws..???

 

[Napster]

I think we should widen this to past players as well:

Best: Drewe (doesnt score that often, and also nice to know you'll still be best footballer in the family)
Worst: Big Roy - on his third or fourth missus by now I think. Plus a bit aggressive.

 

[DTS]

I think we should widen this to past players as well:

Best: Drewe (doesnt score that often, and also nice to know you'll still be best footballer in the family)
Worst: Big Roy - on his third or fourth missus by now I think. Plus a bit aggressive.

Well I dont and as its my topic please re-post usiing the current squad only (PS Loaness are acceptable).

 

[canveyshrimper]

Well I dont and as its my topic please re-post usiing the current squad only (PS Loaness are acceptable).

Can't you extend it to supporters then we could all be warned of the dangers of Ldnfasto as a prospective son in law?

 

[sadsy]

LEAST - Damien Scannell. Think of the rise in your weekly food bill !!

 

[Napster]

OK, current squad:

Best: Herd - nicely turned out, seems quiet
Worst: Mildenhall - any criticism and he goes over the top. couldnt have that at the dinner table

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Best: Adam Barrett. Mr Dependable

Worst: Alan McCormack. With the possibility of being stabbed to death by crazed stalker and bunny boiler OBL, I could never let that happen to my daughter!

 

[jassyfa1]

Worst: Macca It would cost a fortune to pay for those surveillance cameras to keep OBL away from the house. Plus if he took offense to anything he would just hit out

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Best: Scott Spencer - great hair

Worst: JYM - would you let that in your house?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Best - Adam Barrett, captain reliable, and probably quite an amusing chap.

Worst - Anthony Grant, with his incessant demands for chicken nuggets.

 

[turkishm]

Worst: Macca It would cost a fortune to pay for those surveillance cameras to keep OBL away from the house. Plus if he took offense to anything he would just hit out

Mvoto, if he came round i think i would have to reinforse the furniture.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Best - Adam Barrett, stand up guy.
Worst - Anthony Grant, player

 

[loz]

best: johnny herd- would want someone i might stand a chance against in a fight.

worst: macca- would worry about his DIY skills given his shooting accuracy.

 

[southend4ever]

Best - Adam Barrett, stand up guy.
Worst - Anthony Grant, player

agree - barrett would create a terry scandal for infidelities to his current wife and grant is just a complete player.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I note a certain consistency in the hue of the players chosen to marry our daughters. Racists.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I note a certain consistency in the hue of the players chosen to marry our daughters. Racists.

There also seems to be a consistent no blacks or Irish policy amongst those that they'd least like to see marry their daughter.

 

[canveyshrimper]

There also seems to be a consistent no blacks or Irish policy amongst those that they'd least like to see marry their daughter.

I bet Phil Lynott is glad he's dead.

 

[loz]

I note a certain consistency in the hue of the players chosen to marry our daughters. Racists.

if only Chris Powell was still at the club..

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

There also seems to be a consistent no blacks or Irish policy amongst those that they'd least like to see marry their daughter.

It's reaffirmed my faith in Southend supporters. A great bunch of folks.

 

[southend4ever]

It's reaffirmed my faith in Southend supporters. A great bunch of folks.

Heir, now I do believe you have had your own political column.