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Best one liners
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Aberdeen Shrimper
The Man who sold the world
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Rob Noxious
Retro Supremo⭐
A German barmaid served me in this brilliant old boozer down here about a week after England beat Germany 5-1. I asked her for three Owens, a Gerrard and a Heskey... and said, ''one for yourself...'' It's true, I have witnesses!
Benfleet A1
Hector Of The House🦐
My pal has a terrible habit of making a mess of phrases. His classics include 'That will put the cat amongst the penguins' and 'You can't teach a badger new tricks' But the cherry on the cake came one night in Kings Nightclub many years ago when bumping into a old flame he came out with 'You once were a ugly duckling but grew into a beautiful goose' Didn't get lucky that night.
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