Best Named Footballers

[Stats]

Orlando Trustfull, Regi Blinker

 

[Ricey]

Can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned Andrei Arshavin

 

[please delete my account]

Kiki Musampa (or Chris to his mates)

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Stefan ****z. Who else?

I did spell that with a K - the swear filter is on fire today!

 

[MrB]

There's a Belgian player called Luciano Crapper.

The Africans have some mad names as well:

Naughty Mokoena
Danger Fourpence
Givemore Manuella
Gift Makolonio
Method Mwanyazi
Johnny Moustache
Bongo Christ

There also used to be a player on CM called 'Digital' but I don't know whether he was real or not.

 

[please delete my account]

There's a Belgian player called Luciano Crapper.

The Africans have some mad names as well:

Naughty Mokoena
Danger Fourpence
Givemore Manuella
Gift Makolonio
Method Mwanyazi
Johnny Moustache
Bongo Christ

There also used to be a player on CM called 'Digital' but I don't know whether he was real or not.

There are some crackers in there.. Danger Fourpence?!?!

Vitalis "Digital" Takawira is a retired Zimbabwean football player. He used to play in the MLS somewhere..

 

[Firestorm]

From http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2007/04/zimbabwe-is-full-of-gifts-danger-brains.html

Zambian Laughter Chilembe has played in Zimbabwe for Caps United FC, while I also know about Suprise Moriri from Mamelodi Sundowns in South Africa. But my favourite is one called Have-A-Look Dube playing for Njube Sundowns here in Zimbabwe! Any more strange/funny/good/ridiculous football names anyone can dredge up?''

 

[SUFC_Al]

There's a Belgian player called Luciano Crapper.

The Africans have some mad names as well:

Naughty Mokoena
Danger Fourpence
Givemore Manuella
Gift Makolonio
Method Mwanyazi
Johnny Moustache
Bongo Christ

There also used to be a player on CM called 'Digital' but I don't know whether he was real or not.

And we have a winner :D :D

 

[South Bank Hank]

There's a Belgian player called Luciano Crapper.

The Africans have some mad names as well:

Naughty Mokoena
Danger Fourpence
Givemore Manuella
Gift Makolonio
Method Mwanyazi
Johnny Moustache
Bongo Christ

There also used to be a player on CM called 'Digital' but I don't know whether he was real or not.

And we have a winner :D :D

The winner's definitely in that little lot, but surely it's got to be Bongo Christ!! I mean, seriously....

"Hmmm, let's name him Bongo!"

That's the worst first name since the Stevens family called their son Shakin.

 

[SUFC_Al]

well tbh most of those first names are hilarious but for me Johnny Moustache is the classic!

Imagine him and Mark Beard in the same team :D

"Moustache to Beard"

"Beard on the ball, oh that was a close shave but Moustache is still there"

 

[undercovershrimper]

there used to be a baseball player called wade boggs. always makes me laugh

 

[RobM]

Wasn't it Darlington that had Holmes and Watson?

 

[SUFC Forever]

there used to be a baseball player called wade boggs. always makes me laugh

Wade Boggs was some player too for the Boston Red Sox. Would imagine he is in the Hall of Fame now.

Jermaine McSporran was a pretty good name from a few years ago now - with Wycome Wanderers as I remember.

 

[Southminster Shrimper]

Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey