Best Named Footballers

[Stats]

Simple, footballers with the best names.

Watching eurogoals a moment ago, the name thrown up

Wagner Love of CSKA Moscow.

Quality name, any other offerings? Might be able to get an XI up and running.

 

[SUFC_Al]

Tomas Ufalujsi (Ufa-Lucy) of Czech Republic always makes me giggle.

Ndumbu-Nsungu is just silly

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Best off All is Jung Yoo Suck

but these come close

Paul Dickov
Danny ****tu
Brian Pinas
Razak Pimpong

 

[canveyshrimper]

IIRC there was a Spanish player called Lopez Ufarte.

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Danny Invincible...

 

[Stats]

We must be able to muster up some names from the far east, some of those names are just comical. For instance an old boss of mine used to work with a chap called Hwan Lon Kok.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Have to mention this one - Asa Hall at Luton. Couldn't believe my ears when I heard the name during commentary recently!

 

[RobM]

Hippolyte Dangbeto. Decent centre-back on my soccer management game.

 

[Mr Plow]

HULK SMASH...!!

 

[BoyWonder2]

A Trialist up in Scotland is always a good one on the vidiprinter.

 

[Napster]

Wolfgang Wolf, formerly of Wolfsburg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Wolf

 

[londonblue]

Edson Arantes do Nascimento is quite a mouthful...quite a good player too.

 

[Ricey]

Simple, footballers with the best names.

Watching eurogoals a moment ago, the name thrown up

Wagner Love of CSKA Moscow.

Quality name, any other offerings? Might be able to get an XI up and running.

I thought his name was Vagner Love?

 

[please delete my account]

Cliftonville Donegal,
Johnson Hippolyte,
Rod Fanny (dutch player in CM01/02)

 

[Swiss Tony]

Bren Gun - Notts For 1980s i kid you not.

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

David Batty

 

[samib]

Is it Jerkoff who plays for Russia or sumin? I tried typing in "Russian footballer - jerkoff" on google... I regret doing that:'(

 

[BrettieAngell]

Is it Jerkoff who plays for Russia or sumin? I tried typing in "Russian footballer - jerkoff" on google... I regret doing that:'(

Zherkov or something like that, David Pleat pronounces it jerkoff!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Youri Djorkaeff (You're a jerk-off)

 

[Hotman]

I remember when Man U had their strong young side, a commentator saying "I like the look of Butt" - that made me laugh for about 8 hours.

Danny Boffin used to make me chuckle to.