Best Away trip

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Bob Cratchitt @ Nov. 20 2005,01:07)]the Easter Monday game in 1990. Goodbye Col Ewe the conference awaits you

my first ever Southend away game and what a game to break my away duck, although remember feeling slightly worried that I'd never get home as the rozzers locked us in for what seemed hours! Bring back Peter Daley, he could do a job for us

 

[LITTLEMAN]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 18 2005,12:59)]My best away trip in terms of trip rather that result was Bournemouth away a few years ago. We lost 2-0 I think same year we lost at Dean Cort in the cup.

Got the train down there about 15 of from Paddington. had a right boozy one on the way down there. Was with a number of regular SZ posters ( Littleman, Smiffy, SUFC STU).Got hammered on the train and some of our lads got various birds numbers.


Got to Bournemuff and found or B&B. Turns out we were sharing a with some scummy Asylum Seekers who were all waiting on the doorstep to get in.

Went out round the town on the first night. Went to a few bars but Littleman and the man whos not fat couldnt get in.Ended up splitting up. Younger lads went to what I can only describe as a school disco. Smiffy, I and the others went on a bar crawl.

Challengded Smiffy to a first to pull contest in a seedy club and lost (He did take the easy option if you seen his bird). Had a massive walk home at the end. Loads of Southend around.

Next day woke up and one of our number had been asleep with his hand on a radiator and had third degree burns. Game was a right off as we were crap. Worst night sleep for me and my room mate ( Harlow John ) snoores live a bomb going off.

All got back to our hotel and had a massive session. G Man accepted a dare to down a half pint of curry sauce left over from Smiffys curry. He did it ,before it did him and he was in the loos being sick for a hour. Drinking till bar run dry.

Stu shaved obscene words into the back of the thin mans head. Thin man did a streak down the road on this own and bumped into four streakers running the other way. Knicked a trophy from hotel bar and gave it to thin man as man most unlikely to shag a bird....Happy days

Best trip by a country mile.

Best weekend ever. From start to finish, it was just mad.

I think another one is on the cards mate, ill let you no !!