Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 6

[Hotman]

only Fat ***** don't like McKeith, because they cant face up to Self moderation

 

[Hotman]

Better put Allegedly before matt the Shrimp pounces on me (should that term be in the sexual thread?)

 

[Hotman]

Search Google and you get results like

Amy Winehouse celebrates Blake's release by attacking snappers ... - NME.COM - 6 Nov 2008
Ravaged Amy Winehouse gives her best snarl on the eve of her 25th ... 13 Sep 2008 ...
Amy Winehouse | Caught on film | Smoking crack pipe | The Sun ...
When Will Amy Winehouse Die? - Predict it here!



obviously Amy Winhouse fans want their women to look like a Fat version of this

 

[Hotman]

Gillian MckEith tried to help Amy Winehouse, what a nice person:

Amy Winehouse has been offered a cure for her bad skin by a TV nutritional expert.

'You Are What You Eat' star Gillian McKeith insists Amy's complexion would clear up if the singer - who is said to be suffering from the contagious skin disease impetigo and also has bad acne - takes her diet advice.

Gillian told British radio station Heart FM: "I would love to meet Amy one day and she could probably benefit a great deal from just hearing some of my advice. Her acne could easily be cleared up quickly without a doubt.

"It is all about good food, rebalancing her body and exercise. Her music is fantastic but she just has to get everything else sorted out and it will all fall into place."

It was recently reported 'Rehab' singer Amy was told her facial scabs would scar her for life if she didn't stop taking drugs.

She was overheard saying at a party: "I've been told I'll lose my looks over this - but I can't give it up! I'm told my scars might never heal. My dermatologist says it's a result of the drugs and it could spread to other parts of my body if I don't quit."

Gillian McKeith has found fame with her book and UK TV series 'You Are What You Eat', which sees obese and ill people adopt healthier lifestyles.

She is famous for analysing people's faeces to get a better idea of how their diet is affecting their body.




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Amy Winehouse probably told her to **** off the ungrateful ****

 

[Hotman]

BILLERICAY BLUE, BLUEBLOOD, canveyshrimper, davewebbsbrain, eastwood shrimper, fatshrimp, GNH, jassyfa1, Jonny O, Kent Shrimper, leathers20, Matt the Shrimp, MK Shrimper, Napster, Numphgirl, Pubey, Rayleigh Weir, Rusty Shackleford, seany t, South Bank Hank, statski77, Tarquin Fauntleroy, Uxbridge Shrimper, Van Whale

I am dissappointed in the Gay list, please don't add your name to it as you will only prove that you prefer Heffers to fit birds. To think that half of these people were posting about pounding Liz Hurley / Lucy Pinder etc in the other thread!! Thought they had taste, without people and diets like Gillian McKeith they would be salad dodgers and weigh 25 stone!

 

[Hotman]

imagine all the Moths in Amy winehouses hair - it'd be horrible!
Can you imagine waking up next to it? ewwww

 

[Hotman]

Amy Winehouse encourages the Drug trade, your child could be next to be enveloped into this!! Whereas Gillian Mckeith can stop your child being a fat ****. Do whats right

 

[OldBlueLady]

Blimey Carl, you really don't like her do you?

 

[Hotman]

not much!!

 

[callan]

Mckeith would only want to smell my sh!t whereas Winehouse would try and inject it.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

This is a close one

 

[Pubey]

dammit.. why did these two have to meet so early!?!

 

[Ricey]

This is a very close one but I am suprised Winehouse has not walked all over McKeith.