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Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 6

Who's the bigger tool?


  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .

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aka Ian Poulter
Second of todays battles pitches soul singer Amy Winehouse (Carl) against tv's healthy eating expert Gillian McKeith (Pubey).

So is Amy frustraiting you throwing away her talent making wrong decision after wrong decision in her life or should McKeith be told where to go and I'll eat the hell what I want.

The choice is yours.
 
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Winehouse has some good songs and is an excellent singer. I don't think being a smack-head automatically makes her a tool. However McKeith is a pretend-doctor, poo-sniffing, trout-faced f*ckwit who wants us all to end up eating rabbit food.

when i am in a calm frame of mind i'll list out more reasons as to why McKeith is the spawn of the poo-devil, and why she is the worlds biggest tool!
 
Amy is a lovely girl who enjoys a mental joust with the Daily Mail crossword. I sat next to her for a couple of hours outside Snaresbrook court and she was charming. So I'm voting for the **** doctor.
 
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ironically... Gillian McKeith is actually intolerant to a lot of food (apparently, who knows what is true when it comes to her)... perhaps she should try eating a good meal. f*cker
 
Hi Chaps,

Amy Winehouse looks like a bulldog licking p!ss off a thistle, but this isn't enough to vote her as a tool and it's bang out of order to mention someone's looks in such a way, shame on whoever it was..

This Mckeith bint - don't know much about her apart from she's a withered old hag who is far more interested in human excrement than any sane person should be.

So there.
 
Winehouse has talent and is attempting to waste her life. She would be a good candidate for a John Kramer game.

The other bird isnt massively talented but is at least trying to achieve something.
 
Paid £10 for a McKeith book that's gone unopened.
Paid £10 for an Amy Winehouse CD that gets played quite often.

Both annoy me intensely, but on the basis that I have got more for my money from Winehouse, McKeith gets my vote.
 
Winehouse does actually have some talent.
McKeith spouts crap and has no redeeming features. I wouldn't wee on her if she was on fire, mainly because she'd probably like it.

Another vote for the Scat-Muncher.
 
Winehouse does actually have some talent.
McKeith spouts crap and has no redeeming features. I wouldn't wee on her if she was on fire, mainly because she'd probably like it.

Another vote for the Scat-Muncher.

top post Jonny!
 
Amy winehhouse is a ****!

she should go on a **** thread, where everyone can slag her off.

The **** has a big nose, which is bigger than her arms. She is a scaggy drugged up slag who is as rough as houses, she might as well be ukrainian. in fact I'd rather do Oleg luzhny than her.

I know Gillian mckeith is skinny, but Amy winehouse is full of heroin scars, and skanky tattoos. Plus she smells of poo.
 

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