Are we Shrimpers tin pot?

[SS3]

So sugarhut if you are a local. Where is slags wall ? Exact location please.

Pretty sure this is a trick question - I'm not sure anyone would know the exact location, since the original wall has been removed and the area turned in to "shared space" :unsure:

 

[Pubey]

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Sugarhut (or let's just call you "Z" shall we?), genuine question...

As a man from Leicester (I'm a moderator you see and I have skillz and I know things), it's quite an amusing thread but what's the fascination with Southend United? As one of those 'visit rival forums for top bantz' types, surely Nottingham Forest and Derby would be more grateful of your epic talents?

So you can tell everyone's location from their ip address? And you have never let on that Rusty resides in a hippy commune in Fearing just up the road from Colchester and not on a Texan ranch as he claims.

 

[Ozzer]

Anything north of my manor is northern fella. This chap was a typical northern mug, you could sense poverty.

a bit below them at the moment and have less of a history

IMO fella, we have the potential to be PL champions within 10 years, we just need a bit of investment, the whole of Essex would be cheering on the mighty Shrimpers. Leicester may have won the league, but they're still complete mugs and have to live up north in a city that resembles the most povvo place in India.

at best you are a wannabe Cockney impersonator, at worst someone who watches a crap programme called Towie too much. Nice fishing though.

 

[South Bank Hank]

So you can tell everyone's location from their ip address? And you have never let on that Rusty resides in a hippy commune in Fearing just up the road from Colchester and not on a Texan ranch as he claims.

Actually, nothing to do with IP address on this occasion - something else far more incriminating. I won't go into details for obvious reasons. #Napster

As for Rusty, I met him once and don't believe you could buy such a magnificent Stetson as that anywhere near Colchester.

 

[Shrimpersfan]

What a fantastically weird thread! But I'm just going to ask what everyone else is thinking...

Where are these f'***ing milf photos?

 

[southend_aussies]

Never change Shrimperzone.

 

[sugarhut]

Morning fellas,

Sorry about the lack of reply last night, was down the boozer after work.
I ain’t got a Scooby what some of you mugs are banging on about. For those supporting the lads, let’s have it out tomorrow with that tin pot outfit tomorrow.

I have not been this excited for a season since Tilly was sticking it to the local tarts.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

He's back, here we go.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Morning fellas,

Sorry about the lack of reply last night, was down the boozer after work.
I ain’t got a Scooby what some of you mugs are banging on about. For those supporting the lads, let’s have it out tomorrow with that tin pot outfit tomorrow.

I have not been this excited for a season since Tilly was sticking it to the local tarts.

Wo Bro. Wash yer mouth out innit. Tilly woz nether cort doing doze tings.



P.S. We know you're from Leicester.

 

[sugarhut]

More chance of me being from Canvey than some northern pit.
All I can say is I hope he don't work in IT, fellas useless.

 

[Uncle Leo]

This thread really is a load of utter bollocks.