Appoint a Manager and Assistant

[The General]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ Oct. 10 2006,15:36)]No-one's mentioned statski77 yet?

Hmmm....

I wonder why ...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Oct. 10 2006,14:36)]I see Matt the Shrimp as an ideal chairman. Legal background, uses long words, knows his wines. Perfect.

Definitely. Can't be doing with the management lark. Give me the Bentley and cigar, and I'll hire 'em and fire 'em.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Oct. 10 2006,15:52)]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Oct. 10 2006,14:36)]I see Matt the Shrimp as an ideal chairman. Legal background, uses long words, knows his wines. Perfect.

Definitely.  Can't be doing with the management lark.  Give me Mark Bentley and cigar, and I'll hire 'em and fire 'em.

bring Benno back!

 

[Richard_Cadette]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Oct. 10 2006,14:19)]Assuming one day be it now or hopefully in years time Tilly & Brush decide to leave we will of course need a new manager and assistant.

If Ron Martin came to you and said pick two people from the SZ community who would you go for.

I am going for as follows

Manager - Neil - Always talk sense in times of trouble,
Assistant - Richard Cadette - Pound for pound my best poster.

Your nominations please.  

Based on that, I'd definately vote for DtS as Chairman... Neil and I can sort out who manages who later on!!

Nice post though DtS, nice to know I have some kind of recognition on here..... I in reply, I have to say I have a lot of time for your posts as well..... Now this may start to sound like a mutual love-in, but quite frankly, I dont care!

Now that I have appointed DtS as chairman, in my role of assistant manager, then does that mean I can now ask for a promotion and a pay rise Dave?

 

[fredheim_holm]

I could be technical director? Don't they always spurt useless rubbish?

 

[fredheim_holm]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Oct. 10 2006,14:25)]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Oct. 10 2006,14:22)]Me and CS J as joint managers ...

well at least i could boooooo from the touch line

but seriously, i would be the type of manager to kick em up the arse and throw pointed objects at them..

Well it worked for fergie...

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Quote[/b] (The General @ Oct. 10 2006,15:44)]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ Oct. 10 2006,15:36)]No-one's mentioned statski77 yet?

Hmmm....

I wonder why ...

Statski is not a suitable candidate as he lacks the media skills: no SZFC results have been posted since 24 September.

I would also question the wisdom of appointing MtS as manager. Do you not remember Colin Murphy's programme notes?

Instead I'd propose two posters who haven't been seen on the board for a while: Stan Collymore and Dave Scriven. Its not often you can say those two names in the same breath, but I think they both have outstanding credentials. Stan nearly got the management job last time and Scriv could well follow in Tilly's footsteps as the local boy with a masterful command of the phrase "like". I'm sure it is a short jump from Media Manager to Football Manager and the players all know and respect Scriv for his footballing ability.

Finally, as a former Shrimperzone hattrick cup winner I am disappointed that my own name hasn't been unanimously decided upon. I shall be sacking my agent immediately.

 

[MilkeySUFC]

I'll go for Napster as manager then at least when he comes out with another "I know something you don't know" line, we're sure to believe him for a change!!

Gotta be Wiggy for assistant. With that unbiased eye for a player.........

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

I forgot to nominate an assistant manager. For me Barry Harris is the stand out candidate for someone to pass on instructions from the side line. "Freddy - no listen!" "referee - no listen!" etc

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

Well both McNasty and Napster have experiance of managing at Roots Hall

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Richard_Cadette @ Oct. 10 2006,16:12)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Oct. 10 2006,14:19)]Assuming one day be it now or hopefully in years time Tilly & Brush decide to leave we will of course need a new manager and assistant.

If Ron Martin came to you and said pick two people from the SZ community who would you go for.

I am going for as follows

Manager - Neil - Always talk sense in times of trouble,
Assistant - Richard Cadette - Pound for pound my best poster.

Your nominations please.  

Based on that, I'd definately vote for DtS as Chairman... Neil and I can sort out who manages who later on!!  

Nice post though DtS, nice to know I have some kind of recognition on here..... I in reply, I have to say I have a lot of time for your posts as well..... Now this may start to sound like a mutual love-in, but quite frankly, I dont care!

Now that I have appointed DtS as chairman, in my role of assistant manager, then does that mean I can now ask for a promotion and a pay rise Dave?

Richard,

To get my dream ticket of yourself and Neil I will break the SUFC wage budget. How does £10k pa with expenses sound?

Thanks for kind words....Good to see some male bonding going on on this site. ( Go on CS J - Do you DtS is gay joke

)

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (The Flying Scotsman @ Oct. 10 2006,16:38)]Well both McNasty and Napster have experiance of managing at Roots Hall  

Exactly. We have a 33% record at the Hall, better than some SUFC managers

 

[The General]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ Oct. 10 2006,17:06)]

Quote[/b] (The Flying Scotsman @ Oct. 10 2006,16:38)]Well both McNasty and Napster have experiance of managing at Roots Hall  

Exactly. We have a 33% record at the Hall, better than some SUFC managers

As long as you dont put the boots on ...

HKB ... SZFC have other ways of talkin!

 

[Fiftyone]

CSJ and Wiggy - the dream team!!!!.

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Oct. 10 2006,16:14)]

Quote[/b] (The General @ Oct. 10 2006,15:44)]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ Oct. 10 2006,15:36)]No-one's mentioned statski77 yet?

Hmmm....

I wonder why ...

Statski is not a suitable candidate as he lacks the media skills: no SZFC results have been posted since 24 September.

Never had that problem with the previous SZFC Manager

 

[Bluesmanager]

SUFC_Spike and Shrimpersarmy come to mind, but I wouldn't mind having a pop. Got a better record after 14 than Tilly in the Championship at least.  

 

[Bromley Blue]

I'd go for Wiggy as assistant because she sure does notice when people arent performing!

For manager it would have to be Slipperduke so he could get caught in sex scandals which he wrote himself and then posted off to The Daily Mirror.

 

[C C Csiders]

Murkey Mouse as manager for the programme notes.

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (the_saafender @ Oct. 11 2006,11:04)]I'd go for Wiggy as assistant because she sure does notice when people arent performing!

For manager it would have to be Slipperduke so he could get caught in sex scandals which he wrote himself and then posted off to The Daily Mirror.

 

[Stats]

Quote[/b] (The General @ Oct. 10 2006,15:44)]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ Oct. 10 2006,15:36)]No-one's mentioned statski77 yet?

Hmmm....

I wonder why ...

Well I certainly wouldnt be taking many players from my previous team