Animals you hate!

[Cricko2]

I had a Tortoise head once..

 

[canveyshrimper]

I had a Tortoise head once..

A friend of mine had a tortoise who she called Phil Chisnall, the tortoise was actually quicker than Chisnall.:D

She found the poor creature hanging from the netting over a patch of strawberry plants. Sad to relate poor Phil was an ex tortoise.:cry:

Overall I'm with Yorkshire Blue on this I like all animals, in particular those that are edible.:p

 

[canveyshrimper]

I was bitten by a German Shepherd once, but he apologised and even introduced me to his dog.

My mate had a dog with no legs, he called it cigarette, every night he took it out for a drag.:D

 

[Benfleet A1]

(1) Sorry and all that you feline cat lovers but I just dont get cats! They roam around everywhere p*****g and s*****g in everyone else garden(except there own) and they dont give a crap about ther owners, all there intrested in is bringing in a chewed up sparrow or a half dead mouse and thats it, I mean they don t even fetch a stick or something.

(2) Gerbils. why the f**K would you want one? Whats the point there are rodents and the only contribution they make to society is to run around on a poxy wheel.

(3)Budgies, why? They squawk the place down. are horrible looking things and As far as I know they dont even clear up ther own cage!

(4)Tortoises, Really, a right barrel of laughs they are ZZZZZzzzzzz!

(5) Lizards! I am not 100% sure about this but everyone I have met who as owned a lizard, is in there fourties and still a virgin, get a life and get laid!

Feel wellcome to add your own!

Cats are great. I have four of them causing carnage around here. Loads of plus points for cats. Ours sit on the fence and bug the f*ck out of next doors two Doblemans :D It's great sport to see the fence bending on stupid dog impact. Taking a dump or slash elsewhere safes me clearing it up and bringing home the odd half chewed sparrow or mouse keeps the food bill down. Oh, and cats would never lower themselves to fetch a stick, you threw it, go get it yourself.


Gerbils are nasty little bast*rds and one still owes me 4mm of skin & bone and about 2 pints of blood. But they roll well when being batted round the garden by the cats.

Budgies, well yeah they suck but hey! Cats food bill again :D

Tortoises are great for skimming across ponds and cats love playing with them. Hours of fun.

Lizards don't do it for me but then again im not a sad 40 something virgin, just sad.

I do hate wood pigeons though and have become a damn good shot when the swines wake me up on sundays. Unfortunely they give the cats gas.

 

[Pubey]

 

[SUFCEssex]

ferrets and llamas.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Dogs that look like rats e.g. Bichon Friise (sp) or Chiauaua's (sp)

 

[GNH]

And my tortouises are still babies . But are so cute when climbing

Watching a tortoise climb must be like watching paint dry ........only less exciting

 

[chaco27saf]

I personally can't stand racoons, probably the nastiest, most dirty animal on the planet.

 

[Firestorm]

Overall I'm with Yorkshire Blue on this I like all animals, in particular those that are edible.:p

If God had meant us to be vegetarians he wouldn't have made animals out of meat

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Snakes, cant stand them, they scare the **** out of me!!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Its not really an animal but I hate Wasps ****ers always trying to sting me I run like a little girl when I see one.

The wasp - Hated but rated.

Pound for pound I think wasps are the most terrifying creature on the planet.

 

[canveyshrimper]

The wasp - Hated but rated.

Pound for pound I think wasps are the most terrifying creature on the planet.

I'm not so sure wiggy with PMT might be a sight to behold.:D

 

[londonblue]

(1) Sorry and all that you feline cat lovers but I just dont get cats! They roam around everywhere p*****g and s*****g in everyone else garden(except there own) and they dont give a crap about ther owners, all there intrested in is bringing in a chewed up sparrow or a half dead mouse and thats it, I mean they don t even fetch a stick or something.

That's absolutely ridiculous. Our cat has got into the habbit of bringing in live mice. Half eaten, how very dare you! He brings them in to play with before he eats them.

A serious point about cats is that their toilet habbits could embarrass a few humans! They always bury their waste so you wont ever see any cat **** lying around.

 

[BrettieAngell]

(5) Lizards! I am not 100% sure about this but everyone I have met who as owned a lizard, is in there fourties and still a virgin, get a life and get laid!

I owned a lizard until recently and I'm definitely not a 40 year-old virgin.

Anyway I despise cats with a passion so I agree with you on your first choice!

 

[JoshC]

A serious point about cats is that their toilet habbits could embarrass a few humans! They always bury their waste so you wont ever see any cat **** lying around.

it would need a pneumatic drill to bury one on my drive way. cats really annoy me. the best pet on the eath has to be a rabbit, not the boring stay in hutch all your life rabbit but the house rabbit. My rabbit, Theo pretty much runs our house and goes any where he wants, although he hasn't yet mastered the stairs, like my old rabbit. when he wants to go outsite he is constantly harrassed by cats butsomehow has the balls to chase them away:) (he clawed at one). they are sore much better than dogs, less noise, less mess, less effort and its not cruel to leave them in for a day whilst you go out.

tortoises are pretty cool

i hate fish, i just dont understand the point in them, you just feed them and they eat and swim around.

farmyard animals are pointless aswell, they do nothing but get killed and eaten.

 

[londonblue]

it would need a pneumatic drill to bury one on my drive way. cats really annoy me.

If that's the case, it's not cat ****...

 

[londonblue]

i hate fish, i just dont understand the point in them, you just feed them and they eat and swim around.

Agreed, although it's apparently good for the blood pressure to sit and watch fish...