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An Idea
- Thread starter Cliff Pavilion
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SZ's Official Accountant⭐🦐
J
The Chameleon
to the tune of Joeleen lescotts illigetimate -
barnards got pace, and he's tricky -
and he comes from billericay -
he'll run past and you'll be sick of it..
he's gonna score...
or
Joeleen lescott's illigetimate
he aint got no birth certificate
he's got aids and can't get rid of it..
he's ****ing ****..
but i prefer barnards better...
fredheim_holm
Where art thou Tes 🦐
All good efforts, but the last is very good indeed, I can't stop singing it now.
Jonny_Stokes
Dan Agyei Appreciator
I am merely trying to help the lad. Southend fans seem to have extremely high expectations of their forwards following the recent Paynter/Foran/Harrold/Hooper/MacDonald/Morgan/Clarke disaster, so a tune like mine will enable Barnard to get on with his natural game, knowing that he's under no pressure to perform. Which is good news for him, seeing as he's incapable of it.
I am, when you come to think about it, a very thoughtful chap.
WESTY_SUFC
Guest
When are you going to admit you're really a Southend fan? U know more about our team than Orients and spend far too much more time on our message boards.
Southend wannabe!!!!
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
As I said elsewhere, it's very unlike you to jump to conclusions about a player after only 3 starts and 5 further sub appearances...
:confused:
Sean 2
Director
No, you're just jealous because you're still stuck with "bloody bag of cement rolled straight under my foot" Wayne Gray.
Jonny_Stokes
Dan Agyei Appreciator
I refer m'lud to the defendant's all time playing career:
Club League FA Cup League cup Other
Crewe 2 (1) 1 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0
Crewe 7 (0) 2 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0
North'ton 3 (2) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0
Orient 3 (5) 0 1 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 1 (0) 0
Stevenage 2 (2) 1 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0
Exeter 3 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 1 (0) 0
Spurs 0 (3) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0 0 (0) 0
So, four goals in six years as a professional striker...
I know I'm not one to make snap judgements about players, but Barnard was the flimsiest, most disinterested and uncommitted loanee I've ever seen. He was convinced he was too good to be playing in the bottom tier, and wasn't prepared to put his nuts on the line to prove everyone otherwise. He lacks pace, power, ability in the air and determination. What's more he looked just as bad for Crewe. I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole - but then I've been known to be wrong before...! :rolleyes:
Jonny_Stokes
Dan Agyei Appreciator
To be fair, I spend far too much time on the Orient messageboards as well. I am one sad ******* :( :o
J
The Chameleon
No.. just a *******.. **** off scum.
Jonny_Stokes
Dan Agyei Appreciator
Jonny_Stokes
Dan Agyei Appreciator
Heh, anyone else noticed that I've started posting again after a couple of months of inaction? ;)
Sean 2
Director
Billy Bests boot laces
President⭐⭐🦐
Been released on licence again?.
ozzy-shrimper
Map Reader
Leee Barnard, Barnard
Whatever will be will be
A great buy by Steve Tilly
Lee Barnard, Barnard
... What an awful attempt :(
Whatever will be will be
A great buy by Steve Tilly
Lee Barnard, Barnard
... What an awful attempt :(
Firestorm
Pedant
Barnard has been loaned out by Spurs on 6 different occasions totalling 8 months
in that period he has made 23 starts and 10 sub appearances.
To me that sounds like a player, who dispite not scoring prolifically contributes to the side to an extent that he keeps being selected.
Also the Orient loan was when he has under 20 years old , I would imagine that a number of young loanees struggle when loaned out at lower league sides yet when the chips are down and they are transferred they start performing ( Kightly hardly set the world alight at Farnbrough, yet at the same level with Grays...)
in that period he has made 23 starts and 10 sub appearances.
To me that sounds like a player, who dispite not scoring prolifically contributes to the side to an extent that he keeps being selected.
Also the Orient loan was when he has under 20 years old , I would imagine that a number of young loanees struggle when loaned out at lower league sides yet when the chips are down and they are transferred they start performing ( Kightly hardly set the world alight at Farnbrough, yet at the same level with Grays...)
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