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All-time all-ugly Southend XI

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GK - Mark Prudhoe

RB - Mark Hone
CB - Shane Westley
CB - Mickey Bodley
LB - Shane Wardley

RM - Martin Robinson
CM - Kevin Maher
CM - Nicky Smith
LM - Anton Otulokowski

Forward - Joe Allon (capt)
Forward - Neil Campbell


I've gone for Prudhoe over Neville Southall's dustman-chic looks and given Joe Allon the captain's arm-band.

We'll need a sub to replace Joe Allon when he is hauled off in the first half.
 
Have to say I don't remember Otulokowski being a particular drongo, but then I never did pay much attention to the less gifted in the looks department on the pitch! Doing a most gifted in the looks department thread would, I am very sure be really easy - in fact, there would probably be arguments over it! Apologies if anyone's already started one, but I've only just got on here today (after a brief excursion early on!) and there's 3 pages of threads to get through.
 
Keith Mercer was pretty ugly also!

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This ugly thread reminds me of the old chant for Ian dowie....

Six a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty Blackbirds baked in a pie,
When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing,
Ian Dowie's ****!n ugly, Ian Dowie's ****!n ugly...

I was sad the day he retired!!!
 
Garry bennett - the only player ever to iron his forehead so he could see

We always used to reckon that Nicky Smiths face was upside down and that he would drown in heavy rain
 
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