All-time all-ugly Southend XI

[C C Csiders]

To avoid potential thread diversion (which has already started) he is the opportunity to name the all-time, all-ugly Southend United XI. The lay-deez may wish to start their own thread on a fit XI

My view on the gaolie is that it is a toss-up between Fat Nev and Mark Prudhoe - the vote just going to Southall because he's Welsh

GK - Neville Southall

RB -
CB -
CB -
LB -

RM -
CM - Kevin Maher (captain)
CM -
LM -

Forward -
Forward -

 

[South Bank Hank]

GK - Neville Southall

RB - Mark Hone
CB -
CB -
LB -

RM -
CM - Kevin Maher (captain)
CM -
LM -

Forward -
Forward -

 

[Pubey]

GK - Neville Southall

RB - Mark Hone
CB -
CB -
LB -

RM -
CM - Kevin Maher (captain)
CM -
LM -

Forward - Tes Bramble
Forward -

 

[MrB]

GK - Neville Southall

RB - Mark Hone
CB -
CB -
LB -

RM -
CM - Kevin Maher (captain)
CM -
LM -

Forward - Tes Bramble
Forward - Neil Campbell

 

[ldnfatso]

GK - Neville Southall

RB - Mark Hone
CB -
CB -
LB -

RM -
CM - Kevin Maher (captain)
CM -
LM - Anton Otulokowski

Forward - Tes Bramble
Forward - Neil Campbell

 

[SUFC_Al]

Neil Tolson wasn't exactly a looker, worse then Bramble I'd say!

 

[loz]

GK - Neville Southall

RB - Mark Hone
CB -
CB - Mickey Bodley
LB -

RM -
CM - Kevin Maher (captain)
CM -
LM - Anton Otulokowski

Forward - Tes Bramble
Forward - Neil Campbell

 

[Pubey]

Neil Tolson wasn't exactly a looker, worse then Bramble I'd say!

yeah good one. maybe go 433!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Ronnie Whelan?

Peter Butler?

 

[C C Csiders]

Ronnie Whelan?

Peter Butler?

You'd surely have to say that Nicky Bailey out-uglies them two?

 

[SUFC_Al]

You'd surely have to say that Nicky Bailey out-uglies them two?

that's true actually!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Only a loanee, but Joe Allon is a must.

He had a face that could make babies cry from 20 yards away.

 

[C C Csiders]

Only a loanee, but Joe Allon is a must.

He had a face that could make babies cry from 20 yards away.

F*** yeah. He looked like Plug from the Bash Street Kids.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

F*** yeah. He looked like Plug from the Bash Street Kids.

Only uglier.

See the Panini album circa 1989.

 

[NZamba Legend]

Dave Morley (circa Inspiral Carpets bowl) at centre half I reckon.

Simon Coleman may also be in with a shout.

 

[ShrimplyTheBest]

How has nobody mentioned the Goat?!? lol

 

[ShrimplyTheBest]

 

[Pubey]

How has nobody mentioned the Goat?!? lol

 

[Richard Hearn]

Martin Robinson!

 

[DTS]

Keith Dublin was a monster who made children cry.