A Bit of Fun AFC Fylde 0-26 Southend United

[Cricko]

Double hatricks from new boy Bim and 2 goals each from every other player including Collin saw us take Flyde to the cleaners. There was at one point some thoughts as to whether the game could take place due to an accident with their Train when @Harry Bullocks and started to drink other fluids once the beer ran out, but luckily they found an unused SUFC helicopter that flew them to the game.

TBH we should have scored more but for the excellent Fylde defence and some fantastic keeping by their goalkeeper who kept the goal tally below 40.


Any other reports guys?

 

[Harry Bullocks]

Ref had a blinder

 

[sufcrocks]

And 8000 travelling fans!

 

[bazzashrimper]

Ref had a blinder

Too far fetched that

 

[mark387]

Too far fetched that

To be fair he gave out no cards and got no decisions wrong

 

[dusterman]

Kev Maher was spotted gaffer taping Walker’s busted hamstring back together pre-match…

 

[south247]

To be fair he gave out no cards and got no decisions wrong

Unlike us who did give out cards (yesterday)

 

[Leeboy]

too much sideways and back

 

[* ORM *]

Not chuffed!

 

[shrimpled]

A total points failure. We have to score to win games!!

Thought we missed Cardwell immensely and I’m sorry I really can’t see what this new lad from West Ham brings.

I think Kev thinks we only win points for pretty triangles. All the goodwill towards COSU has well and truly hit the buffers.

We need a new direction, and fast!

 

[South Bank Hank]

Disruption all week. Fail to train. Train to fail.

 

[Kenny]

Given our current squad depth, probably not the worst thing to happen and the new lads have a bit more time to settle in before our next match

 

[Barling Magna]

26-0 flattered us. The 18th was definitely offside.

 

[Tinks]

Ref had a blinder

Blimey you must have been watching a different game from me

 

[Ricey]

Should’ve been 36.

 

[thenobster]

I’ll get in before he does.. ‘was there any trouble?’

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

What's this? The attendance count for each side?

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Is that the score for sideways and backwards passes during the first 5 minutes?

Or how many hand bags @Tinks purchased?

 

[rigsby]

We would have made KO if Kev hadn't of insisted the train went sideways then back to London.

We need pace. Shinkansen from Japan, also known as The Bullet, would be great signing but probably beyond our price range and unlikely to drop down to National Rail level.

 

[Strykr]

all 10
Except the fat controller 0