A Southend United Confectionery XI

[Yorkshire Blue]

Goalkeeper Sean RAfter Eights?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I've got some wingers for you:

Jamal "teaser" Campbell-(Liquo)rice?

Kevan Starhurst

Adam Lockets

Manager: Alan Skittles

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Martyn Boosty

Merrick JamesLewispa

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Mars Unger.

 

[dbailey3]

Daryl FLAKEhaven

 

[ChalkwellShrimper]

:censored:

 

[Floval Flyer]

How about ROY McDOUGHNUT

 

[South Bank Hank]

Mel (Jaffa) Cakelton

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

David McSweetey

 

[londonblue]

Mike Mars.

Surely that's got to be Mike Marshmallow?

 

[mgh]

Will Kitkatson
Sugarkane Ferdinand
Jammy Dodger Loza
Kevin Maher's Bar
Dave McSweetie

 

[South Bank Hank]

Duncan Juppa Jups

 

[Floval Flyer]

Some more ‘pudding’ related players…

Alan (Spotted) Dicks
Jamal Campbell Ryce (Pudding)
Franck Mousse-sa
Guy (Bread &) Butters (Pudding)

And…

Efe (Sticky) Sodje (Pudding)

 

[RHB]

Assuming savouries are allowed in a confectionary shop, I'm going for:

Johnny Walker's Crisps

And because we have two of them on the books there also has to be:

Paul and Teddy Smiths' Crisps.

This allows for personal choice.

 

[MR BLUE]

Harry ThreadALLgold

 

[Mad Cyril]

Pez Bramble

 

[daveydiamond]

Glenn Penny(chew)father

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Assuming savouries are allowed in a confectionary shop, I'm going for:

Johnny Walker's Crisps

And because we have two of them on the books there also has to be:

Paul and Teddy Smiths' Crisps.

This allows for personal choice.

Did you mean Jimmy but have been on the whisky again?

 

[RobM]

Ian "jelly" Beanjamin
Alan McCaramac
Seth Plum (crumble)
Crisp Guthrie


I remember a league cup win against Munchies-ter United!

 

[RHB]

Did you mean Jimmy but have been on the whisky again?

Nope, I meant Johnny. I played alongside his elder brother in my less old git days in the seventies. (that sounds a bit Barna(ish)!)

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